27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #76

sorry folks, PBS has to go. they just don't get results, it's been 26 years and we still don't know where in the world is Carmen San Diego

‘ class wario (@chuchugoogoo) March 16, 2017

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Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird

‘ several onions (@Amusitr0n) March 16, 2017

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TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP
4- we hang out
3- we can travel together
2- I would take a bullet for you
1- I will speak to you on phone

‘ emery lord (@emerylord) March 20, 2017

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I'm afraid my neighbors are starting to notice that I can't tell them apart but greet each of their dogs by name.

‘ Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 16, 2017

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JURASSIC PARK is a movie abt how just bc something is great doesn't mean u should bring it back and it has three sequels

‘ Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) March 16, 2017

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pic.twitter.com/r8ZRxgIh5S

‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 22, 2017

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lying in wait for Kenny Loggins to say something messed up so I can say “Kenny log out”

‘ Terrance House (@notveryraven) March 15, 2017

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Imagine having sex with someone and later they answered “I like it all really” when you asked them what kind of music they liked.

‘ unanimated corpse (@davidkenny100) March 22, 2017

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i feel very attacked by all the time forever

‘ computer lily (a bot) (@mermaidbot) March 22, 2017