By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #76
This week ‘s tweets are for all you amateur gumshoes out there.
sorry folks, PBS has to go. they just don't get results, it's been 26 years and we still don't know where in the world is Carmen San Diego
‘ class wario (@chuchugoogoo) March 16, 2017
Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird
‘ several onions (@Amusitr0n) March 16, 2017
TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP
4- we hang out
3- we can travel together
2- I would take a bullet for you
1- I will speak to you on phone‘ emery lord (@emerylord) March 20, 2017
I'm afraid my neighbors are starting to notice that I can't tell them apart but greet each of their dogs by name.
‘ Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 16, 2017
JURASSIC PARK is a movie abt how just bc something is great doesn't mean u should bring it back and it has three sequels
‘ Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) March 16, 2017
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 22, 2017
lying in wait for Kenny Loggins to say something messed up so I can say “Kenny log out”
‘ Terrance House (@notveryraven) March 15, 2017
Imagine having sex with someone and later they answered “I like it all really” when you asked them what kind of music they liked.
‘ unanimated corpse (@davidkenny100) March 22, 2017
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