10 Better Uses For Your Money Than Paying Taxes

Building a money wife, marrying her, and loving her

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Buying water for your lizards

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Manually repairing the country ‘s crumbling infrastructure yourself

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Buying a second shirt

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Funding various easy payments of $19.99

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Using it to buy more money

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Running for president

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Taking advantage of your swear jar

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Buying craft supplies so you can make the government a friendship collage; it ‘s more thoughtful than just sending money and it shows you care

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Paying bond after you ‘re arrested for tax evasion

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