10 Better Uses For Your Money Than Paying Taxes

Building a money wife, marrying her, and loving her

Buying water for your lizards

Manually repairing the country ‘s crumbling infrastructure yourself

Buying a second shirt

Funding various easy payments of $19.99

Using it to buy more money

Running for president

Taking advantage of your swear jar

Buying craft supplies so you can make the government a friendship collage; it ‘s more thoughtful than just sending money and it shows you care

Paying bond after you ‘re arrested for tax evasion