By: Pitch
10 Lifestyle Changes Due To Global Warming
Birds will have to walk everywhere
People will train to breathe carbon dioxide like plants
The mountains on Coors Light bottles will never be blue again
Business shorts will be a thing
All Cheetos will be Flamin ‘ Hot
Pet mosquitoes will be a thing
People will watch ‘Waterworld ‘ for tips
Al Gore will be a little smugger
‘Hot enough for ya? ‘ will become a year-round greeting
They ‘ll actually be called ‘deathstyle ‘ changes, everybody ‘s gonna die!
