By: Pitch

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10 Lifestyle Changes Due To Global Warming

Birds will have to walk everywhere

People will train to breathe carbon dioxide like plants

The mountains on Coors Light bottles will never be blue again

Business shorts will be a thing

All Cheetos will be Flamin ‘ Hot

Pet mosquitoes will be a thing

People will watch ‘Waterworld ‘ for tips

Al Gore will be a little smugger

‘Hot enough for ya? ‘ will become a year-round greeting

They ‘ll actually be called ‘deathstyle ‘ changes, everybody ‘s gonna die!

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