By: Pitch

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10 Lifestyle Changes Due To Global Warming

Birds will have to walk everywhere


People will train to breathe carbon dioxide like plants


The mountains on Coors Light bottles will never be blue again


Business shorts will be a thing


All Cheetos will be Flamin ‘ Hot


Pet mosquitoes will be a thing


People will watch ‘Waterworld ‘ for tips


Al Gore will be a little smugger


‘Hot enough for ya? ‘ will become a year-round greeting


They ‘ll actually be called ‘deathstyle ‘ changes, everybody ‘s gonna die!


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