By: Pitch

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What Are You Doing On International Waters?

‘Ripping tags off mattresses. ‘


‘Distributing recordings I made of MLB games. ‘


‘Jaywalking all I want. ‘


‘Having a cosmetic surgery to look more like a dog. Bow wow wow, buddy. ‘


‘Starting turf wars between whales. ‘


‘My irreverent ska band has been kicked out of every country. ‘


‘Uploading copyrighted footage to YouTube. ‘


‘I dunno, Criss Angel put me in a box on stage & now I ‘m here. ‘


‘Hunting down the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. ‘


‘Trying to find this damn IHOP. ‘


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