What Are You Doing On International Waters?
‘Ripping tags off mattresses. ‘
‘Distributing recordings I made of MLB games. ‘
‘Jaywalking all I want. ‘
‘Having a cosmetic surgery to look more like a dog. Bow wow wow, buddy. ‘
‘Starting turf wars between whales. ‘
‘My irreverent ska band has been kicked out of every country. ‘
‘Uploading copyrighted footage to YouTube. ‘
‘I dunno, Criss Angel put me in a box on stage & now I ‘m here. ‘
‘Hunting down the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. ‘
‘Trying to find this damn IHOP. ‘
