By: SPITBALL!
MATH THEOREM
Why is 'moist' such a bad word and how far would you go to never hear it again?
By: SPITBALL!
Why is 'moist' such a bad word and how far would you go to never hear it again?
‘Person on the street asks people “What ‘s your favorite Jerry Maguire quote? ‘
Are you thinking of using the ol’ Google search engine to answer pregnancy questions? STOOOOOOOOOOOP! People on the internet are cray cray and you may just end up giving yourself and your baby a stress ulcer in the process – no don’t Google stress ulcer! We’re using hyperbole. JUST LIKE THE INTERNET!
The biggest part of the Big Game, in terms of excessive celebration.
A lot can happen in six seconds. The Pony Express ‘on ice! That mental image lasted approximately six seconds, and you’re welcome. Vine, a recent Twitter acquisition, is an iOS app that lets you take six seconds of video, starting and stopping at will, then post for the world to judge. It’s like a Gif with sound, or a stop-motion animation to begin your retelling of The Fantastic Mr. Fox. The service has only been around since the end of January, but already has caught fire with a small, dedicated handful of comedians. Here are the best comedians using Vine thus far. Sure, they might be the ONLY ones, but that’s not to say they don’t belong on this DEFINITIVE LIST ‘which will be updated as more comics get the hang of it.
World Cup fever is currently sweeping the globe, but the majority of Americans still don’t care enough about soccer to actually tune in. Here are some ways to spice up the World Cup for American audiences:
Don ‘t be a stinky little creep. Get Creamy Snickers Peanut Butter and stay smooth.