Disney has killed off the Star Wars Extended Universe, thus killing off thousands of characters and stories. But most importantly, the seminal form of improvisational music that is ACTUALLY CANONICALLY named “Jizz”.
The U.S. National women’s team won the FIFA World Cup making history as the highest scoring team in any world cup final game. This is a great thing for everyone except the conservative right, who are freaking out that the country they love is slipping further and further out of their grasp.
An ExxonMobil janitor makes the ultimate sacrifice for a miraculous new biofuel. The Yes Men show the oil executives at the Go Expo energy conference that the free market, when left to its own devices, will always find solutions to the dilemmas humanity faces.