10 Ways To Avoid Getting That Promotion

‘Work smart, not hard. ‘ ‘Think outside the box. ‘ ‘Be a team player. ‘ With buzzphrases like these, any idiot can get promoted at work. But some people are actively looking to avoid the commitments and responsibility of a better job title. These are some tips for them:

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Refuse the sexual advances of Bill O'Reilly

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Don ‘t be white and male

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Whisper ‘fuck yeah ‘ every time a coworker shows you a picture of their annoying kid

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Make sure only Haley Joel Osment can see you

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Don ‘t reign in the clip art

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Tell your bosses that in five years you see yourself bathing in the blood of your rivals

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Order yourself a singing telegram every day to perform ‘Happy Birthday ‘

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Hold your boss ‘s hand and whisper, ‘Do you trust me? ‘

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Do the Cosby voice and ask everyone out for drinks after work

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Totally botch that executive order banning Muslims your boss wanted

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