23 Tweets About Spelling Bees We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

{Spelling Bee}
JUDGE: Your phrase is “Conflict Avoidance”
KID: Can you use it in a sentence?
J: Your dad asked me to tell you your dog died.

‘ MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) April 17, 2017

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[spelling bee]
Judge: ur word is “duplicate”
Kid: can u use it in a sentence
Judge: ur word is “duplicate”
Kid: can u use it in a sentence

‘ FROVO (@fro_vo) September 6, 2016

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Terrifying if literal: spelling bee

‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 29, 2015

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[my 1st day as spelling bee host]
your word is policy
“can you use it in a sentence”
um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy

‘ k e i t h (@KeetPotato) February 8, 2016

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snap back to the spelling bee, Oh he got potpourri
Oh, he's so mad cause he choked and added an E

‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 12, 2016

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[Spelling Bee]

Judge: Your word is “fellatio”

Me: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: Not if you want the respect of the other convicts.

‘ Frank Whitehouse (@WheelTod) August 9, 2016

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GWEN! It's your cousin, Marvin. MARVIN STEFANI! Here's that new sound you're looking for! *holds phone up to Scripps National Spelling Bee*

‘ Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) January 5, 2014

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*iPhone in a spelling bee*
“Your word is “fucking.”
“D-U-” BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

‘ Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) July 6, 2015

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[Spelling Bee]

Judge: Your word is… Grease.

Me: Grease is the word?

Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard.

‘ spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 21, 2016

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“Your word is ‘”
[i throw my bible so hard at the spelling bee judge that his goatee falls off]
ME: my only word is the good word of the lord

‘ Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 9, 2015

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*Spelling Bee 2026*
Judge: Can you spell “zygote”?
Kid: Without my phone?
J: Yes.
K: People do that?
J: They used to, Harambe, they used to.

‘ Lisa Marie ?? (@xLiserx) September 8, 2016

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[spelling bee]
“Border”
Can you use it in a sentence?
“Your mother straddled the border”
B-O-A-R-D-E-R
*judges look at mom*
“We’ll allow it”

‘ Bea_ker (@bea_ker) November 24, 2014

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SPELLING BEE PRONOUNCER: “Analogous”
SNOOP: A to the N A to the L O double G
PRONOUNCER: no, there's only one G
SNOOP: hell yeah, baby

‘ Elle Oh Well (@ElleOhHell) October 1, 2015

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[spelling bee]

JUDGE: your word is “cat”

ME: ok

JUDGE: incorrect

‘ Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) July 14, 2016

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[spelling bee]
JUDGE: Your word is ‘incorrect ‘
KID: I haven ‘t spelled it yet
JUDGE: No, that ‘s your word
KID: T-H-A-T- ‘-S
JUDGE: No-
KID: N-

‘ Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) September 16, 2015

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{Laundromat Spelling Bee}

Word: Normal Wash

‘Water-Bucket, Square, Iron With 2 Dots On It, Crossed-Out Black Triangle. ‘

That is correct.

‘ R.E.W. (@therealeatwood) August 29, 2015

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“Your word is 'caucasians.'” “Can I hear it in a sentence?” “Big surprise – the Caucasians shit the bed AGAIN at this years spelling bee.”

‘ Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) May 31, 2013

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ME: I don't even know the definition of failure
SPELLING BEE JUDGE: noun lack of success. now put down the gun and let a first grader answer

‘ the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) June 30, 2016

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When I got knocked out in the 3rd round of the 6th grade spelling bee I distinctly remember saying to myself, “So what. I'm street wise.”

‘ Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 28, 2015

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{Spelling bee}
“Your word is knife”
Can you use it in a sentence?
“No, you use it to stab idiots who ask annoying questions”

‘ Michael (@Home_Halfway) June 15, 2015

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M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos

H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee

‘ Jedi Cheesy Grits (@JediGigi) July 6, 2014

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me at a spelling bee: can u use it in a “when _______” meme format

‘ BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 13, 2015

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spelling bee: salutations, s-a-l-u-t-a-t-i-o-n-s, salutations!
regular bee: my GOD ur exhausting

‘ jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 28, 2016