By: Jason Flowers
23 Tweets About Spelling Bees We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

Are these tweets really going to have to spell it out for you?
{Spelling Bee}
JUDGE: Your phrase is “Conflict Avoidance”
KID: Can you use it in a sentence?
J: Your dad asked me to tell you your dog died.‘ MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) April 17, 2017
[spelling bee]
Judge: ur word is “duplicate”
Kid: can u use it in a sentence
Judge: ur word is “duplicate”
Kid: can u use it in a sentence‘ FROVO (@fro_vo) September 6, 2016
Terrifying if literal: spelling bee
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 29, 2015
[my 1st day as spelling bee host]
your word is policy
“can you use it in a sentence”
um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy‘ k e i t h (@KeetPotato) February 8, 2016
snap back to the spelling bee, Oh he got potpourri
Oh, he's so mad cause he choked and added an E‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 12, 2016
[Spelling Bee]
Judge: Your word is “fellatio”
Me: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: Not if you want the respect of the other convicts.
‘ Frank Whitehouse (@WheelTod) August 9, 2016
GWEN! It's your cousin, Marvin. MARVIN STEFANI! Here's that new sound you're looking for! *holds phone up to Scripps National Spelling Bee*
‘ Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) January 5, 2014
*iPhone in a spelling bee*
“Your word is “fucking.”
“D-U-” BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT‘ Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) July 6, 2015
[Spelling Bee]
Judge: Your word is… Grease.
Me: Grease is the word?
Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard.
‘ spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 21, 2016
“Your word is ‘”
[i throw my bible so hard at the spelling bee judge that his goatee falls off]
ME: my only word is the good word of the lord‘ Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 9, 2015
*Spelling Bee 2026*
Judge: Can you spell “zygote”?
Kid: Without my phone?
J: Yes.
K: People do that?
J: They used to, Harambe, they used to.‘ Lisa Marie ?? (@xLiserx) September 8, 2016
[spelling bee]
“Border”
Can you use it in a sentence?
“Your mother straddled the border”
B-O-A-R-D-E-R
*judges look at mom*
“We’ll allow it”‘ Bea_ker (@bea_ker) November 24, 2014
SPELLING BEE PRONOUNCER: “Analogous”
SNOOP: A to the N A to the L O double G
PRONOUNCER: no, there's only one G
SNOOP: hell yeah, baby‘ Elle Oh Well (@ElleOhHell) October 1, 2015
[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is “cat”
ME: ok
JUDGE: incorrect
‘ Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) July 14, 2016
[spelling bee]
JUDGE: Your word is ‘incorrect ‘
KID: I haven ‘t spelled it yet
JUDGE: No, that ‘s your word
KID: T-H-A-T- ‘-S
JUDGE: No-
KID: N-‘ Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) September 16, 2015
{Laundromat Spelling Bee}
Word: Normal Wash
‘Water-Bucket, Square, Iron With 2 Dots On It, Crossed-Out Black Triangle. ‘
That is correct.
‘ R.E.W. (@therealeatwood) August 29, 2015
“Your word is 'caucasians.'” “Can I hear it in a sentence?” “Big surprise – the Caucasians shit the bed AGAIN at this years spelling bee.”
‘ Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) May 31, 2013
ME: I don't even know the definition of failure
SPELLING BEE JUDGE: noun lack of success. now put down the gun and let a first grader answer‘ the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) June 30, 2016
When I got knocked out in the 3rd round of the 6th grade spelling bee I distinctly remember saying to myself, “So what. I'm street wise.”
‘ Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 28, 2015
{Spelling bee}
“Your word is knife”
Can you use it in a sentence?
“No, you use it to stab idiots who ask annoying questions”‘ Michael (@Home_Halfway) June 15, 2015
M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos
H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee
‘ Jedi Cheesy Grits (@JediGigi) July 6, 2014
me at a spelling bee: can u use it in a “when _______” meme format
‘ BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 13, 2015
spelling bee: salutations, s-a-l-u-t-a-t-i-o-n-s, salutations!
regular bee: my GOD ur exhausting‘ jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 28, 2016
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