By: Pitch

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9 Awesome Ways To Comfort A Grieving Widow At A Funeral

Funerals are sad for everyone. And that goes double for the widow. So the next funeral you go to where a woman is in need of comfort over the loss of her husband, try one of these tricks to pick up her spirits!


Start a ‘bring him back! ‘ chant


Remind her of the bad times


Flash mob dance to ‘Single Ladies ‘


Photoshop pictures of her husband cheating on her


Remind her that she ‘ll have extra space in the bed now


Whisper into her ear, ‘I know something else that ‘s cold, hard, and 6 feet under. ‘ Then wink and point to the grave where you buried your penis


Ask the funeral DJ to play her favorite song


Dress and talk exactly like her late husband


Remind her that she never has to hear ‘MY WIFE! ‘ again


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