10 Alternatives To Saying “Bless You” After Somebody Sneezes

Allergy season is here and that means everyone is gonna be sneezing all over each other for the next 8 months. The only thing worse than getting sneezed on is having to say ‘bless you ‘ again and again and again until your throat is raw. But, hey, you gotta say something, so the next time somebody sneezes, try out one of these options.

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‘HARDER! ‘

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‘Bitch, sneeze! ‘

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‘Sounds like someone ‘s an anti-vaxxer ‘ ‘

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‘Fake News! ‘

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‘ ‘Tis the sneezin ‘! ‘

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‘That ‘s enough! ‘

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‘MOM???? ‘

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‘God is dead. ‘

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‘I TRUSTED YOU!! ‘

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‘Only 16 more til you die. ‘

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