By: Pitch

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10 Alternatives To Saying “Bless You” After Somebody Sneezes

Allergy season is here and that means everyone is gonna be sneezing all over each other for the next 8 months. The only thing worse than getting sneezed on is having to say ‘bless you ‘ again and again and again until your throat is raw. But, hey, you gotta say something, so the next time somebody sneezes, try out one of these options.


‘HARDER! ‘


‘Bitch, sneeze! ‘


‘Sounds like someone ‘s an anti-vaxxer ‘ ‘


‘Fake News! ‘


‘ ‘Tis the sneezin ‘! ‘


‘That ‘s enough! ‘


‘MOM???? ‘


‘God is dead. ‘


‘I TRUSTED YOU!! ‘


‘Only 16 more til you die. ‘


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