By: Pitch
10 Alternatives To Saying “Bless You” After Somebody Sneezes
Allergy season is here and that means everyone is gonna be sneezing all over each other for the next 8 months. The only thing worse than getting sneezed on is having to say ‘bless you ‘ again and again and again until your throat is raw. But, hey, you gotta say something, so the next time somebody sneezes, try out one of these options.
‘HARDER! ‘
‘Bitch, sneeze! ‘
‘Sounds like someone ‘s an anti-vaxxer ‘ ‘
‘Fake News! ‘
‘ ‘Tis the sneezin ‘! ‘
‘That ‘s enough! ‘
‘MOM???? ‘
‘God is dead. ‘
‘I TRUSTED YOU!! ‘
‘Only 16 more til you die. ‘
