By: Pitch

10 Healthcare Hacks For The Soon To Be Uninsured

Pitch, Funny Or Die May 15, 2017

If the proposed changes to healthcare have you worried, that ‘s probably because you really need your insurance, which is too bad because you ‘re probably not going to have it for much longer. But cheer up: here are some tips and tricks that ‘ll keep you (mostly) alive!

Only text at red lights.

Catch a NEW illness so they can ‘t say it ‘s a preexisting condition.

Dr. Pepper is still affordable.

Marry an ambulance.

Eat healthy foods/put healthy foods on wounds.

Get red potion from the old lady in Kakariko Village.

Get elected to Congress.

Ask your homeopath if she carries generic brand quartz crystals.

Rob banks. If you get away with it, you can afford healthcare. If you get caught, prisoners get free healthcare.

Go to the light.

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Ice Cream Rap!

Mackenzie Horras April 11, 2018

It’s a rap about ice cream! Featuring Peter Byrnes, Mackenzie Horras, Ross Shibata and Jason Stafford

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Oh, Hello Oscars!

Sloane Hughes December 14, 2018

George St. Geegland and Gil Faizon (charmed I ‘m sure) slated to host the Academy Awards

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What ‘Home Alone’ Taught Me About Being a Grown Up

LaRosaKnows, Funny Or Die December 9, 2011

If watching ‘Home Alone’ has taught me anything, it’s that being a grown up is terrifying, and filled with predators. They seemingly lurk around every corner and try to squeeze through every dog door. And while this film is a romp through family-friendly adventure, it also imparts the basics of how to handle the real world/adulthood/not-fun-time.

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Ridiculous World (Westworld/Ridiculous 6 Mash Up)

booyapictures, Funny Or Die November 11, 2016

Adam Sandler explores the darkness that exists in all men with a trip to the futuristic western theme park Ridiculous World.

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Ferris Bueller’s REAL Day Off

Brit & Brit February 8, 2017

What happens when Ferris Bueller is ACTUALLY sick.

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Billy on the Street: Season 4 Premieres on truTV October 8!

Billy on the Street July 29, 2015

‘Funny Or Die ‘s Billy on the Street ‘ season premiere at 10:30 p.m. Oct. 8 Emmy nominated comedian Billy Eichner returns to the streets of New York City to surprise unsuspecting pedestrians with quick-witted, rapid-fire questions on pop-culture. This season, some of the biggest names in Hollywood will hit the pavement with Billy as the show moves to its new home on truTV, including Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Anna Kendrick, Julianne Moore, and more!