By: Pitch

What Pigeons Really Want

Pitch, Funny Or Die May 22, 2017

Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you ‘re in luck: here ‘s a list of pigeons ‘ secret wants and desires.

A simple ‘thank you ‘ for keeping our streets bread crumb free

For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention

Equal Pay

To get their souls back from the witch

Squirrel pussy

To be your number one source for sending letters again

To be a real boy

A viral ‘Pizza Pigeon ‘ video

Huge biceps

Honestly, just for someone to ask that

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Flaming Side of the Moon Studio Session

The Flaming Lips April 1, 2014

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the new Funny Or Die ‘produced Flaming Lips album, ‘Flaming Side of the Moon,’ a companion piece to Pink Floyd’s ‘Dark Side of the Moon.’ It even syncs up with ‘The Wizard of Oz’ if you really want your mind blown.

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Kate Gosselin A Cry for Help

Beth Crosby October 11, 2011

Kate Gosselin begs you to help children in need.

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How To Get Perfect Make-Up In A Dungeon

Olivia Norman, Mark Rennie, Ryan Moulton, Funny Or Die May 9, 2018

Being trapped in a dungeon can really interfere with your beauty routine, but Avery is here with some suggestions for how to keep a fresh face with some effective DIY make-up!