By: Pitch
What Pigeons Really Want
Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you ‘re in luck: here ‘s a list of pigeons ‘ secret wants and desires.
A simple ‘thank you ‘ for keeping our streets bread crumb free

For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention

Equal Pay

To get their souls back from the witch

Squirrel pussy

To be your number one source for sending letters again

To be a real boy

A viral ‘Pizza Pigeon ‘ video

Huge biceps

Honestly, just for someone to ask that
