By: Pitch
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What Pigeons Really Want
Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you ‘re in luck: here ‘s a list of pigeons ‘ secret wants and desires.
A simple ‘thank you ‘ for keeping our streets bread crumb free
For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention
Equal Pay
To get their souls back from the witch
Squirrel pussy
To be your number one source for sending letters again
To be a real boy
A viral ‘Pizza Pigeon ‘ video
Huge biceps
Honestly, just for someone to ask that
