By: Pitch

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What Pigeons Really Want

Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you ‘re in luck: here ‘s a list of pigeons ‘ secret wants and desires.


A simple ‘thank you ‘ for keeping our streets bread crumb free


For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention


Equal Pay


To get their souls back from the witch


Squirrel pussy


To be your number one source for sending letters again


To be a real boy


A viral ‘Pizza Pigeon ‘ video


Huge biceps


Honestly, just for someone to ask that


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