10 Excuses For Not Knowing There Was Another ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Coming Out

The first ‘Pirates of the Caribbean ‘ movie came out in 2003. After fourteen years of sequels this franchise can be a little difficult to keep track of. In fact, there ‘s ANOTHER movie! Here ‘s what you ‘re saying about why you had no idea.

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‘Have been stuck on the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean ‘ ride for 5 years. ‘

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‘I only read the first two books. ‘

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‘I ‘ve been too busy correcting everyone ‘s pronunciation of Caribbean. ‘

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‘It wasn ‘t referenced in any of the fifteen ‘Guardians of the Galaxy ‘ post-credit scenes. ‘

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‘Not in the Bible. ‘

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‘Blocked all pirates on twitter. ‘

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‘I thought ‘Captain Phillips ‘ was the final one. ‘

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‘Donald Trump hasn ‘t tweeted about it. ‘

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‘Too busy pillaging. ‘

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‘My hand can make me cum. ‘

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