By: Funny Or Die
As Donald Trump explores outside his natural habitat, he must discover new ways of asserting dominance over his foreign counterparts.
Facebook just announced Legacy Contacts, a new feature where users choose a loved one to have access to their page after they die. It’s tough to choose that loved one. Especially when you’re choosing it for your improv team’s page.
Old people hate trick or treaters.
The boys from Cream take you on an adventure greater than Moby Dick…oh no wait, it’s just a Windows 7 commercial parody.
A quick story in yesterday’s news – Year of the Monkey
Roger Clemens tries to mount one last comeback.
Justin Bieber got shot but you always have to check the pulse, repeatedly. Like over and over and over and over again you MUST check the pulse. CHECK IT RIGHT NOW!!