By: Brandon Gulya
This Guy Wants You To DROP EVERYTHING and Watch This Video
Hey, how ‘s it going? I ‘m not sure if you ‘re busy but I just saw this video and you need to check it out. Even if you ‘re doing something. Even if you ‘re at work. You gotta see this. DROP EVERYTHING and watch this video.
Even if you ‘re driving. Doesn ‘t matter. Pull over and watch it.
Even if you ‘re at a funeral.
Even if you ‘re resuscitating somebody.
WATCH THIS VIDEO.
Even if you ‘re at boot camp in the middle of an obstacle course.
Even if you ‘re carrying a child out of a burning building. Wherever you are. Take out your phone and pull up this video.
Even if you ‘re tight rope walking over the grand canyon.
Even if you ‘re holding up a grand piano.
Even if you ‘re Richard Dreyfus.
Even if you ‘re sailing in uncharted waters and you think you might have just spotted a mermaid.
Even if you ‘re trying to convince someone to love themself again.
Even if you just got a lead on an amazing timeshare opportunity. You know those things are usually scams but maybe this one isn ‘t. You should totally go for it, but-
WATCH THIS VIDEO FIRST.
Even if you JUST NOW found out that Christopher Columbus didn ‘t discover America and is also a monster.
Even if you just learned how to ride a bike and was riding joyfully down the street but then a big kid pushed you off your bike and took it and you ‘re 42 years old.
Even if you ‘re inventing the cure for cancer AND boredom.
Even if your crush just called you and wants to talk about possibly falling in love.
Even if you ‘re climbing Mt. Everest and are twenty feet from the top.
Even if you just got an idea for a SICK facebook post.
THAT IS FOR LATER! THIS IS FOR NOW! WATCH THIS VIDEO!
Even if you ‘re finishing your novel and you think this might be the one that wins you the Pulitzer.
Even if you found a dead body.
Even if your belly button just puffed out and now it ‘s an outty.
Even if an F5 tornado just blew away your house and is hovering above you while you ‘re tied to a pipe in the ground with Helen Hunt.
Even if the robot you built with your friends is becoming to sentient and you ‘re not sure if you can control it much longer.
Even if your extra two toes just fell off and now you only have the normal amount of toes.
Even if you ‘re in the middle of calling 867-5309 in every area code and asking for Jenny.
Even if you ‘re becoming the first person to rollerblade up the side of Mt Everest
Even if you ‘re washing your hands with toothpaste because you ran out of soap.
Even if, after years of searching, you found the aliens at Roswell and they ‘re very nice but they challenged you a tug of war contest which is SUPER UNFAIR cause they ‘re incredibly strong.
ALIENS ARE PRETTY COOL I GUESS BUT NOT AS COOL AS THIS VIDEO! DROP EVERYTHING AND WATCH IT!
It ‘s called Keyboard Cat. I just found out about it just now. It ‘s pretty cool!