Genetically speaking, Michael Jordan has proven to humanity that he is among the world ‘s most talented athletes. Jean-etically speaking, his fashion sense is a mix between a Kid Rock themed wedding and a blindfolded Jay Leno. Jordan, a 6-time NBA champion, has had one of the most storied careers in professional sports. Unfortunately for Michael, he is about to face his toughest opponent yet, the Funny or Die fashion police. Grab some popcorn, slip into your coziest JNCO Jeans, and get ready for the world ‘s worst fashion show.
Okay, maybe you ‘re not seeing this from our perspective. Many considered you the greatest basketball player of all time. As fans, we want to respect you. But frankly, it ‘s hard to do that when you ‘re seamlessly Photoshopped into to an Entourage golf outing.
Greetings from jail! I’ve been here for the last thirty-six hours not able to sleep (too many people screaming) and it gave me an idea for a review about a new lifestyle I discovered called “getting arrested.”