By: Ryan Haney
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By: Ryan Haney
Serial seems a little bitter about your new relationship with ‘Making a Murderer.’
Get the tissues, this one’s a tear jerker.
Dan Patrick conducts an interview with DeMarcus Tillman, one of the hottest high school basketball recruits in the country, to get to the bottom of why nobody can touch Mr. Untouchable and what the next steps are for the rising sports star.
A quick news story from yesterday’s news. Paris Agreement
One group of Girl Scouts celebrates the Boy Scouts of America’s change in policy that will lift the blanket ban on gay adult leaders.
Roseanne partially blamed being on Ambein (and it being Memorial Day??) for calling former President Barack Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett an offspring of the “Muslim Brotherhood & Planet of the Apes. ‘ ABC swiftly cancelled her show, and the internet swiftly responded as well.