By: Pitch

8 Conversation Starters To Let Him Know He’s A “Good Guy”

Pitch, Funny Or Die June 21, 2017

Men want to be ‘good guys. ‘ But how can they ever know you think that? Say any of these and don ‘t worry ‘ THEY ‘LL KNOW!

‘Looks like I won ‘t be needing this rape whistle. ‘

‘So I noticed I ‘m not scared of your penis. ‘

‘You seem like the kind of guy a girl would date if you were friends for a while and you were the only guy around. ‘

‘You ‘re like a brother to me. ‘

‘Your lightsaber would be green or blue but definitely not red. ‘

[Pets him] ‘Your fur is very nice. ‘

‘My boyfriend could learn a thing or two from you. ‘

‘I ‘m pregnant with the bartender ‘s baby. Can you take me to Lamaze? ‘

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Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Literal Video Version)

The Crazy Fool December 31, 2009

A much funnier version of the original

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City Slickers in Westworld feat. Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Luke Hemsworth, Funny Or Die February 2, 2017

Years after their ‘City Slickers’ narrative was retired, Westworld hosts Mitch (Billy Crystal) & Phil (Daniel Stern) are still happily driving cattle, however Mitch has started to malfunction and it’s up to Stubbs (Luke Hemsworth) to analyze why he has gone off his loop.