By: Keaton Patti
The 9 Most Likely Sean Spicer Replacements
The Smoke Monster from LOST
Obama ‘s Crazy Kenyan Half-Brother, Malik
A Gigantic Pile of Trash
A Guy They Swear Isn ‘t Vladimir Putin But Sure Seems Like Vladimir Putin
A Scarecrow They Hope Will Also Scare Reporters
A Fathead of Jar Jar Binks
?A Vinyl Copy of 3 Doors Down ‘s Greatest Hits, An Album Nobody Owns
The Word ‘Covfefe ‘
Nobody (Still Better Than Spicer)
