1. He puts his tongue in your mouth while licking your face.
2. He brings you dead birds as presents.
3. He makes a point to pant and salivate around you.
4. Doesn ‘t pressure you to do anal.
5. He puts peanut butter on his balls.
6. He sniffs other dogs ‘ butts.
7. He shits outside.
8. He doesn ‘t complain that you named him ‘Chance. ‘