By: Bearded Youth
BREAKING NEWS: Trump WH eye Hollywood Darling, RON HOWARD, for Spicer’s Spot, sources say; “He’s simply delightful”
After a series of wobbly months as the Trump Administration ‘s Press Secretary, it seems Spicer is allegedly finding some relief in the form of Ron Howard.
We learned this week from the residential White House xenophobe, wholistic medicine doctor, Steve Bannon, that, ‘He ‘s just fucking fat, so, you know ‘ no fat chicks, you know? Like, what am I supposed to do? There ‘s no medicine for fat. Like, you can ‘t go on TV like that, like, really? Come on. ‘
The reach for Howard seems to be on the coat tails of a recent announcement that he would be finishing up work on the new HAN SOLO spin off film for LucasFilms and Disney.
We reached out to Trump ‘s cabinet for comment. The only one with any time on their hand ‘s was Spicer himself, who said, ‘I mean, fuck, come on. It ‘s Ron Howard. I mean, what I meant to say was, Trump is pissed off at Bob Igor, so maybe he ‘s trying to slide in and snatch the red headed fucker for himself, I mean, come on. If anyone can fix something that ‘s on it ‘s last legs, it ‘s Ron. I mean, fuck, come on. ‘
Ron Howard ‘s camp could not be reached for comment.