By: Pitch

10 VERY Unconventional Ways To Cool Off

Pitch, Funny Or Die June 28, 2017

You waited all year for summer to arrive and now it ‘s too hot (dear Lord, why oh why is it so hot?!?). Chances are, you ‘re looking for a way to cool off. If you think you ‘ve tried everything, check to see if you overlooked one of these:

Install AC in your yard

Get frosted tips

Use your fidget spinner as a fan

Replace your blood with Listerine

Vape refrigerator coolant

Get someone to look at you the way Melania looks at Donald

Sleep with a frozen water bottle up your butt

Date a Slurpee machine

Go to an air-conditioned clothing store and pretend to be a mannequin so you can stay there all day

Put your face up against Mitch McConnell ‘s heart

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Jack Quaid’s Dad is Famous

Sasquatch, Geoffrey Plitt March 16, 2014

Jack convinces the group that it’s not OK to use his Dad’s fame to give them a boost. == CAST == Jack Quaid – https://twitter.com/JackQuaid92 Danny Jolles – https://twitter.com/DannyJolles Zach Webber – https://twitter.com/ZacharyWebber Nick Williams – https://twitter.com/Nick_L_Williams Dennis Quaid == CREW == Directed by – Geoff Plitt – https://twitter.com/GeoffreyPlitt Edited by – Blaine Miller Sound Recordist – John Barzelay – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3580380/ SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!

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8 Even Doofier Casting Choices Than Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs

Pat O'Brien, Funny Or Die August 15, 2013

Whether you like him or not, we can all agree that Ashton Kutcher is a bit of a doof (or at least that’s how we’re used to seeing him portrayed) and there’s something a little hard to swallow about him playing a serious figure like Steve Jobs. Here are some even doofier casting choices for serious biopics.

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The Struggle of Tyson Jones

Zig March 23, 2017

Parole officers, minimum wage, and wild-ass kids; all of these are just part of the daily struggle for ex-con-turned-child-entertainer Tyson Jones. We follow follow a day-in-the-life of recent ex-con Tyson Thaddeus Jones as struggles reintegrate his way back into the world.