10 VERY Unconventional Ways To Cool Off

You waited all year for summer to arrive and now it ‘s too hot (dear Lord, why oh why is it so hot?!?). Chances are, you ‘re looking for a way to cool off. If you think you ‘ve tried everything, check to see if you overlooked one of these:

Install AC in your yard

Get frosted tips

Use your fidget spinner as a fan

Replace your blood with Listerine

Vape refrigerator coolant

Get someone to look at you the way Melania looks at Donald

Sleep with a frozen water bottle up your butt

Date a Slurpee machine

Go to an air-conditioned clothing store and pretend to be a mannequin so you can stay there all day

Put your face up against Mitch McConnell ‘s heart