By: Pitch

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10 VERY Unconventional Ways To Cool Off

You waited all year for summer to arrive and now it ‘s too hot (dear Lord, why oh why is it so hot?!?). Chances are, you ‘re looking for a way to cool off. If you think you ‘ve tried everything, check to see if you overlooked one of these:


Install AC in your yard


Get frosted tips


Use your fidget spinner as a fan


Replace your blood with Listerine


Vape refrigerator coolant


Get someone to look at you the way Melania looks at Donald


Sleep with a frozen water bottle up your butt


Date a Slurpee machine


Go to an air-conditioned clothing store and pretend to be a mannequin so you can stay there all day


Put your face up against Mitch McConnell ‘s heart


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