11 Ways to Know This Is Real Life and Not a Dream

Every night you get in bed, lay your head on the pillow, pull the covers over yourself, and drift off to dreamland ‘ BUT MAYBE YOU DON ‘T.

Maybe THAT was all a dream. So, how the hell are you supposed to tell that this is your boring life and not a dream? Watch out for any of these things.

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Your teeth only fall out maximum one per day

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Back pain at age 28

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You ‘re broke as fuck

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Every time you die you stay dead

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Spider-Man is still white

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Guac is extra

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MTV cameras follow your every move

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It ‘s still spelled ‘Berenstain Bears ‘

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Scooby and the gang weren ‘t backing you up when you started cursing out your boss

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Employers still demand 2-3 years prior experience for an entry level job

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You ‘ll need a totem

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