By: Matt Apodaca
Donald Trump is the President of the United States and Shrek is a fictional Ogre, but can you tell them apart based on these quotes? See if you can guess who said what!
For your information, there ‘s a lot more to ogres than people think.
When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.
I don ‘t care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.
I was sitting at the table, we had finished dinner. We ‘re now having dessert ‘and we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you ‘ve ever seen ‘and President Xi was enjoying it.
LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!
We have begun to drain the swamp of government corruption.
I already told you, didn ‘t I? You ‘re not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? NOBODY! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING *DONKEYS*!
An ‘extremely credible source ‘ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama ‘s birth certificate is a fraud.
They judge me before they even know me – that ‘s why I ‘m better off alone ‘
When Mexico sends its people, they ‘re not sending their best. They ‘re not sending you. They ‘re sending people that have lots of problems, and they ‘re bringing those problems with us. They ‘re bringing drugs. They ‘re bringing crime. They ‘re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
I ‘m Shrek! I am an Ogre and I live in a Swamp. People don ‘t like me because I look scary but then they see I am nice and they change their mind. I think Russia is great and Vladimir Putin is a great man. Covfefe!
There you have it, folks! While both speak similarly, hopefully this guide can help you in the future if you have to tell them apart. Thanks for playing!