By: Matt Apodaca

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Who Said It? Donald Trump or Shrek

Donald Trump is the President of the United States and Shrek is a fictional Ogre, but can you tell them apart based on these quotes? See if you can guess who said what!

For your information, there ‘s a lot more to ogres than people think.

If you guessed Shrek, you are right!

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.

It was Donald Trump! Pretty Shreky thing to say, but Donny said it.

I don ‘t care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.

Yup! Shrek said it! Ogres are NOT like cakes!

I was sitting at the table, we had finished dinner. We ‘re now having dessert ‘and we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you ‘ve ever seen ‘and President Xi was enjoying it.

This one was easy, it was Trump! In the one before where Shrek said Ogres aren ‘t like cakes, you can assume that he doesn ‘t like cake so since this one calls the cake beautiful it should have been a dead giveaway.

LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!

That was Shrek! This one was easy too because usually it ‘s Donald Trump hurling the insults about people ‘s appearance, not being hurt by them. Come on!

We have begun to drain the swamp of government corruption.

This one was Trump! Shrek would NEVER want to drain the swamp! His home is the swamp you IDIOT!

I already told you, didn ‘t I? You ‘re not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? NOBODY! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING *DONKEYS*!

Bet you thought that was Shrek, right? WRONG. This quote came straight from the mouth and brain of Donald J. Trump. He said this to all of those pesky government elitists that he is trying to get OUT of the White House (he calls the White House a swamp because it ‘s not the Mara Lago!)

An ‘extremely credible source ‘ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama ‘s birth certificate is a fraud.

SURPRISED? I bet you are. Puss In Boots, the swashbuckling feline from the Shrek Cinematic Universe is in fact a Birther. Sad!

They judge me before they even know me – that ‘s why I ‘m better off alone ‘

This one was hard, but it was in fact Donald Trump and NOT Shrek. Donald was overheard saying this to Baron Trump, justifying why he must abandon him to take on the media full time.

When Mexico sends its people, they ‘re not sending their best. They ‘re not sending you. They ‘re sending people that have lots of problems, and they ‘re bringing those problems with us. They ‘re bringing drugs. They ‘re bringing crime. They ‘re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

This quote is attributed to Shrek, if you can believe it. For someone who gets judgement passed upon him all the time, you would think that Shrek would be a little more understanding but I guess he just can ‘t set aside his long standing beliefs. He loves taco bowls, though!

I ‘m Shrek! I am an Ogre and I live in a Swamp. People don ‘t like me because I look scary but then they see I am nice and they change their mind. I think Russia is great and Vladimir Putin is a great man. Covfefe!

This is actually Donald Trump doing an IMPRESSION of Shrek for his best friend Vladimir Putin! It ‘s a tricky one!

There you have it, folks! While both speak similarly, hopefully this guide can help you in the future if you have to tell them apart. Thanks for playing!

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