By: Mark Kramer
Joffrey. Cersei. Walder Frey. Over the course of the Game of Thrones TV series, Arya Stark accumulated quite the to-do list. Thanks to a few little birds, we got our hands on that list – and it turns out Arya might have some plans other than a murderous rampage:
No duh. Arya can ‘t wait to slit Queen Cersei ‘s throat.
Kill the Mountain
This is a tough one. What ‘s left of The Mountain no longer eats or drinks, so poison is out of the question. Arya could sure use some help to take down ‘Ser Robert Strong ‘ ‘
Yes! We haven ‘t seen Nymeria since Arya let her loose in Season 1. Nymeria would be the perfect ally on Arya ‘s murder spree.
Take a bath
Wait, she ‘s just going to skip past the Nymeria thing like that??? We know you like murder now, but the people had it coming! Nymeria bit Joffrey, like once.
Well, if Arya is going to continue the Face/Off thing, she ‘ll need to practice her vocal impersonation skills. At least she ‘s becoming a well-rounded assassin ‘
Make ginger guy write me song
I mean, Arya did like Ed Sheeran ‘s voice, but he ‘s a Lannister soldier. Also, this has nothing to do with murder.
Kill ginger guy
Great. Back to the senseless killing.
Uhhh, pretty sure this is not what Jaqen H'ghar had in mind ‘
Throw release party
First off, where? If this doesn ‘t lead to mass murder we ‘re going to be very disappointed.
Make sure party has clams & cockels
If you ‘re going to poison an entire party, I guess it ‘s easy to place the blame on raw shellfish?
Invite the Hound to party
A-ha! Her master plan all along. Time to finish the job!
Apologize to The Hound
Wow, the show is way different from the books.