22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

Please. My rabbit. He's very sick. pic.twitter.com/MSejV0hvtn

‘ madds (@whatmaddness) July 23, 2017

Shout out to the man in the audience for Dunkirk who turned to his girlfriend + said “Dunkirk” when the word 'Dunkirk' came up on screen.

‘ Ben Peter Griffin (@GameGriffin) July 23, 2017

Hope you are all having the Best Summer.

‘ Michael Caine (@themichaelcaine) July 26, 2017

my fav colour is also hitler pic.twitter.com/0tMnOGpsOG

‘ some quack (@hurlarious) July 23, 2017

Are dog catching nets real or just lies taught to us by Big Cartoon

‘ madds (@whatmaddness) July 25, 2017

The AP has deleted a tweet about a giraffe being born because it included a photo of the wrong giraffe. A new tweet is upcoming.

‘ AP West Region (@APWestRegion) July 26, 2017

Now that's a big baby! A 2-week old standing 6 feet tall has made its debut at the Los Angeles Zoo https://t.co/HRugrRIAst

‘ AP West Region (@APWestRegion) July 26, 2017

[inventing tupperware]

make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti

‘ schmox (@IvoryGazelle) July 25, 2017

On a road trip with a bf gf couple and if they call each other babe one more time I will grab the wheel and crash us

‘ luke schwartz is nice now (@LukeDoesStuff) July 21, 2017

PRODUCER: Kevin can you please just write “monsters growling”
SUBTITLE WRITER: how dare you stand between me and my art, you damn philistine pic.twitter.com/YblxPksaaq

‘ Cameron Suey (@josefkstories) July 23, 2017

Idea for ppl of New York who grow herbs outside the apartment: put a sign on your house that says “I like dog piss pasta”

‘ Amy Miller (@amymiller) July 24, 2017

if you've ever gotten an email from me longer than 2 sentences please know I worked on it for 3 hours

‘ Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 26, 2017

Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target pic.twitter.com/kM0OxcA7No

‘ Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) July 26, 2017

The ONLY reason I still use Facebook is to follow the guy I went to high school with who got divorced and now ends every post with #elevate.

‘ Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) July 25, 2017

when u haven't had sex in awhile & ur ugly friend starting to look a lil less ugly pic.twitter.com/y5xYGxHtur

‘ 1 Savage (@thenudequeen) July 26, 2017

I've had Decpacito stuck in my head since birth

‘ Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) July 26, 2017

*hires sky writer* I'M GIVING YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT

‘ Sarah (@thetigersez) July 26, 2017

yall macauley culkin out here, cleaned up, lookin like a gotdam long lost hanson brother pic.twitter.com/so5v1uOqZA

‘ e.b. (@ebsentminded) July 26, 2017

Here's my set from @LateNightSeth it was fun!!! https://t.co/ZA15Ytfs57

‘ Ahamed Weinberg (@ahamedweinberg) July 26, 2017