By: Pitch
How To Tell If You’re Turning Into Your Parents
As you grow older it becomes more and more obvious that the one thing you cannot prevent during your march toward the grave is the inevitable transformation from your cool self into your lame parents. If you ‘re experiencing any of the following, it ‘s too late.
You caught yourself masturbating
You want your toddlers to have kids so they can be miserable
You ‘re disappointed in yourself
You ‘re threatening to TURN THIS CAR AROUND
You ‘re supporting you financially
You announce the stores you ‘re driving past
You have to call yourself whenever you ‘re having computer problems
Your favorite album is the radio
You accidentally call yourself by your sibling ‘s name
Home Depot is a good Friday night
You have a kid and it ‘s you
