By: Pitch

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How To Tell If You’re Turning Into Your Parents

As you grow older it becomes more and more obvious that the one thing you cannot prevent during your march toward the grave is the inevitable transformation from your cool self into your lame parents. If you ‘re experiencing any of the following, it ‘s too late.


You caught yourself masturbating


You want your toddlers to have kids so they can be miserable


You ‘re disappointed in yourself


You ‘re threatening to TURN THIS CAR AROUND


You ‘re supporting you financially


You announce the stores you ‘re driving past


You have to call yourself whenever you ‘re having computer problems


Your favorite album is the radio


You accidentally call yourself by your sibling ‘s name


Home Depot is a good Friday night


You have a kid and it ‘s you


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