By: Pitch

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How To Tell If You’re Turning Into Your Parents

As you grow older it becomes more and more obvious that the one thing you cannot prevent during your march toward the grave is the inevitable transformation from your cool self into your lame parents. If you ‘re experiencing any of the following, it ‘s too late.

You caught yourself masturbating

You want your toddlers to have kids so they can be miserable

You ‘re disappointed in yourself

You ‘re threatening to TURN THIS CAR AROUND

You ‘re supporting you financially

You announce the stores you ‘re driving past

You have to call yourself whenever you ‘re having computer problems

Your favorite album is the radio

You accidentally call yourself by your sibling ‘s name

Home Depot is a good Friday night

You have a kid and it ‘s you

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