You Won’t Believe The White Student These Top Colleges Turned Away

Ryan Haney, Funny Or Die August 2, 2017

Yesterday, a bunch of SJWs flipped their shit when they found out that the Trump administration is going to start cracking down on colleges and universities who use affirmative action admissions policies to DISCRIMINATE against white applicants.
If you ‘re one of those SNOWFLAKES who doesn ‘t realize that reverse racism exists in this country, check out the incredible college application essay below. It ‘s going viral because the brilliant student who wrote it (and just so happens to be white) was rejected from Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Penn, and even Dartmouth.

If this kid can ‘t get in, who can?

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Close Encounters of the 4th Haim: The Pool Boy

Abby Holland June 10, 2015

Rashe makes moves on the pool boy and he’s definitely NOT into it. Written by: Abby Holland Jenn Roman Directed, Shot and Edited by: Geoffrey Stevens Produced by: Abby Holland Jenn Roman Rashe: Abby Hollalnd (@Abby_Holland) Pool Boy: Oscar Montoya (@Ozzymo)

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The “Good Cop, The Bad Cop ‘ Method May Be The Key To Solving Ryan ‘s Murder

Funny Or Die April 24, 2020

Are interrogations supposed to be this entertaining?

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Hack-A-Center with Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress, C.J. Toledano, Funny Or Die, Betsy Koch February 29, 2016

Hannibal Buress ‘ Hack-A-Center is your one-stop-shop for trying to handle Detroit Piston Andre Drummond and cheapening the game of basketball for NBA players and fans alike! If you need help stopping your dominant opponent or stifling the momentum of a game come to Hack-A-Center, where all the throws are free!