33 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

When the office water coolers get married. pic.twitter.com/BCGpKEulXy

‘ Inga Dahl (@DahlingElise) July 29, 2017

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Me:Do you think Yogi Bear killed someone for that hat and tie? I mean hes a bear he cant buy it
Boss:I meant questions about the project

‘ Mark (@NoticablyBacon) July 28, 2017

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No more pics of gorgeous locations with a caption about how much it sucks. Try another idea. Thanks!

‘ Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) August 1, 2017

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This is one of the best videos all week. Nature is beautiful.

Cant believe how close i got to a deer! pic.twitter.com/1bprMT6GdG

‘ Dom Owen (@Domowen19) July 28, 2017

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Concerned about both of these extremely disturbing tweets from McDonald’s Hong Kong. pic.twitter.com/72qR0DVmn4

‘ Ruth Graham (@publicroad) July 29, 2017

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[GHOST HAUNTING MY HOUSE]

“Omg is she eating again?”

‘ Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) July 30, 2017

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oh cool you can play this toilet on hard mode pic.twitter.com/Qszmvs4yb8

‘ caroline (@hatwell) July 31, 2017

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TIME TO GET HIGH:

Helpful
Involved
Generous
High

‘ Kevin Tit is extremely handsome & I am not him (@kevinTitFreal) July 31, 2017

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Just once I'd like to confuse a group of people across the street by mysteriously disappearing behind a passing bus

‘ Mave (@MavenofHonor) July 28, 2017

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He better play baseball with this kid!

this kid wont stop snapchatting me pic.twitter.com/JNyZRcR9hM

‘ karti (@usercum) July 30, 2017

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Hello everyone I'm back from being banned for this tweet I'm so happy to be back pic.twitter.com/vigIbqlu5P

‘ slobmedown milosevic (@JawnValjawn) August 1, 2017

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When people salute, it looks like theyre measuring themselves, and then getting upset that they think they're an inch shorter than they are.

‘ “Ian” Abramson (@ianabramson) August 2, 2017

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If you ‘re not following Brendon O'Hare. You must.

I Recently Realized That Our Society Does Not Respect Tires Enough pic.twitter.com/6pAYZNlPtW

‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) August 2, 2017

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See. He ‘s hilarious.

Got a summer job at the driving range making $9.50 an hour standing in the middle of the range with my mouth open

‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) July 31, 2017

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Hollywood better make this six year old ‘s movie.

If anyone steals my six year old's movie idea, The Zig Zag Movie, presented here in its entirety, I'll cut you. pic.twitter.com/y68ntzYXLw

‘ Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) July 31, 2017

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Proof that there are no original ideas anymore pic.twitter.com/7zPxYha7QQ

‘ Arielle Pardes (@pardesoteric) July 31, 2017

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Very excited to announce I am engaged to no one and can do whatever I want whenever 🙂

‘ Michelle Spies (@spies_please) July 31, 2017

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Thank you for inviting me to your home here's a gross white wine that I found in a cabinet

‘ Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) July 31, 2017

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White woman eats Cheetos with chopsticks. VIDEO ART 2017 pic.twitter.com/19fAGV7J3w

‘ Ceda Shiiiong (@slobear) July 31, 2017

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facebook is the florida of memes

‘ jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) July 31, 2017

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Just met a baby named Kevington and I'm furious

‘ donni saphire (@donni) July 31, 2017

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One of the week ‘s best GoT tweets!

Why is Bran Stark aging into an exact average of all four Beatles pic.twitter.com/vfibn3elvk

‘ Face (@Arr) July 31, 2017

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Every job is an escape room.

‘ Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) August 1, 2017

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pic.twitter.com/YTKzcZ2fOE

‘ da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) August 1, 2017

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*takes a huge bong rip outside the shoe store* well are they pic.twitter.com/gpV13zRLNI

‘ Gender Gear Solid (@dubsteppenwolf) August 1, 2017

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Have Millennials Ruined Staring Into The Distance And Longing For Death?

‘ Sam Weiner (@sam_weiner) July 29, 2017

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“baby driver?” back in my day, we called it a “9-iron!!” got too bored reading the wiki page for “golf club” to know if this joke even works

‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 1, 2017

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“Guys? Why drag me into this? I mean, Christ.” – Hokusai pic.twitter.com/F05FncNAPE

‘ Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) August 1, 2017

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oh you can afford to use apostrophes & commas in your tweets while staying under 140 char? look what we got here. mr rich man. mr moneybags

‘ CANDOG AISTON (@DOGGEAUX) July 29, 2017

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Chair wealth is real.

Excited to be rich someday and finally purchase weirder chairs

‘ Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) August 2, 2017

See. AJ has it.

I need this in my living room. #dadschair pic.twitter.com/TPEUPifLHw

‘ AJ McLean (@aj_mclean) August 1, 2017

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I love wes anderson pic.twitter.com/gdj3i27HSY

‘ Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) August 2, 2017

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In the words of Gucci Mane –

I love y'all

‘ Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) July 30, 2017

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See ya next week for more NOT politics!