By: Mike Glazer
33 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
Take a break from politics, and have a laugh. You deserve it!
This week features GoT, Bob Ross, William Shatner banning a twitter user, and a screenplay by a six year old!
When the office water coolers get married. pic.twitter.com/BCGpKEulXy
‘ Inga Dahl (@DahlingElise) July 29, 2017
Me:Do you think Yogi Bear killed someone for that hat and tie? I mean hes a bear he cant buy it
Boss:I meant questions about the project‘ Mark (@NoticablyBacon) July 28, 2017
No more pics of gorgeous locations with a caption about how much it sucks. Try another idea. Thanks!
‘ Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) August 1, 2017
This is one of the best videos all week. Nature is beautiful.
Cant believe how close i got to a deer! pic.twitter.com/1bprMT6GdG
‘ Dom Owen (@Domowen19) July 28, 2017
Concerned about both of these extremely disturbing tweets from McDonald’s Hong Kong. pic.twitter.com/72qR0DVmn4
‘ Ruth Graham (@publicroad) July 29, 2017
[GHOST HAUNTING MY HOUSE]
“Omg is she eating again?”
‘ Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) July 30, 2017
oh cool you can play this toilet on hard mode pic.twitter.com/Qszmvs4yb8
‘ caroline (@hatwell) July 31, 2017
TIME TO GET HIGH:
Helpful
Involved
Generous
High‘ Kevin Tit is extremely handsome & I am not him (@kevinTitFreal) July 31, 2017
Just once I'd like to confuse a group of people across the street by mysteriously disappearing behind a passing bus
‘ Mave (@MavenofHonor) July 28, 2017
He better play baseball with this kid!
this kid wont stop snapchatting me pic.twitter.com/JNyZRcR9hM
‘ karti (@usercum) July 30, 2017
Hello everyone I'm back from being banned for this tweet I'm so happy to be back pic.twitter.com/vigIbqlu5P
‘ slobmedown milosevic (@JawnValjawn) August 1, 2017
When people salute, it looks like theyre measuring themselves, and then getting upset that they think they're an inch shorter than they are.
‘ “Ian” Abramson (@ianabramson) August 2, 2017
If you ‘re not following Brendon O'Hare. You must.
I Recently Realized That Our Society Does Not Respect Tires Enough pic.twitter.com/6pAYZNlPtW
‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) August 2, 2017
See. He ‘s hilarious.
Got a summer job at the driving range making $9.50 an hour standing in the middle of the range with my mouth open
‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) July 31, 2017
Hollywood better make this six year old ‘s movie.
If anyone steals my six year old's movie idea, The Zig Zag Movie, presented here in its entirety, I'll cut you. pic.twitter.com/y68ntzYXLw
‘ Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) July 31, 2017
Proof that there are no original ideas anymore pic.twitter.com/7zPxYha7QQ
‘ Arielle Pardes (@pardesoteric) July 31, 2017
Very excited to announce I am engaged to no one and can do whatever I want whenever 🙂
‘ Michelle Spies (@spies_please) July 31, 2017
Thank you for inviting me to your home here's a gross white wine that I found in a cabinet
‘ Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) July 31, 2017
White woman eats Cheetos with chopsticks. VIDEO ART 2017 pic.twitter.com/19fAGV7J3w
‘ Ceda Shiiiong (@slobear) July 31, 2017
facebook is the florida of memes
‘ jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) July 31, 2017
Just met a baby named Kevington and I'm furious
‘ donni saphire (@donni) July 31, 2017
One of the week ‘s best GoT tweets!
Why is Bran Stark aging into an exact average of all four Beatles pic.twitter.com/vfibn3elvk
‘ Face (@Arr) July 31, 2017
Every job is an escape room.
‘ Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) August 1, 2017
‘ da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) August 1, 2017
*takes a huge bong rip outside the shoe store* well are they pic.twitter.com/gpV13zRLNI
‘ Gender Gear Solid (@dubsteppenwolf) August 1, 2017
Have Millennials Ruined Staring Into The Distance And Longing For Death?
‘ Sam Weiner (@sam_weiner) July 29, 2017
“baby driver?” back in my day, we called it a “9-iron!!” got too bored reading the wiki page for “golf club” to know if this joke even works
‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 1, 2017
“Guys? Why drag me into this? I mean, Christ.” – Hokusai pic.twitter.com/F05FncNAPE
‘ Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) August 1, 2017
oh you can afford to use apostrophes & commas in your tweets while staying under 140 char? look what we got here. mr rich man. mr moneybags
‘ CANDOG AISTON (@DOGGEAUX) July 29, 2017
Chair wealth is real.
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