By: Pitch

Four Word Modern Love Stories

Pitch, Funny Or Die August 6, 2017

Love stories can be simple, complex, fiery and passionate, or cool and comfortable ‘

And sometimes, four words is all you need to tell a whole love story.

I ‘m here on Birthright

Four Twenty, Sixty Nine

My Netflix password is

No need to Venmo

Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe

Cold brew, hot sex

He texted back immediately

OkCupid matched height preferences

Seriously, Huma, I ‘ve changed

Waiting for something better

Both microdosing at work

Cheaper to live together

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John Hodgman’s GRAVEYARD FUN (with Eugene Mirman)

papercuts October 27, 2017

Author John Hodgman (VACATIONLAND) goes behind the cemetery gates in this haunted tale. created by Alex Steed/Knack Factory Narrated by John Hodgman Featuring the voices of Jean Grae and Eugene Mirman

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Illegal Pete ‘s ‘Stir it Up ‘ 90 second commercial

The Grawlix, Nix Bros., ImageBrew March 10, 2014

Illegal Pete ‘s is a fast casual Mexican restaurant with 6 (soon to be 7 locations) in Denver, Boulder, and soon Ft Collins. People who know Illegal Pete ‘s love that as a final step before rolling a burrito, they take a spoon and stir up all the ingredients so no one ever gets a mouthful of sour cream, rice, or beans. Ben Roy quickly learns that not everyone does this and learns an important lesson.

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Close Encounters Of The 4th HAIM

Abby Holland June 4, 2015

Meet the amazing Indie band, Haim. The three sisters that make up this band are the coolest people around. Rashe Haim is the fourth sister…who’s not in the band and trying to figure out her life. Created By Abby Holland Jenn Roman Geoffrey Stevens Written By Geoffrey Stevens Directed, Shot & Edited By Geoffrey Stevens Rashe Haim: Abby Holland The Talking Heads (in order of appearance) Kady Ruth Ashcraft (https://twitter.com/kadyrabbit) Kevin Draine (https://www.facebook.com/thebitterpoet) Anna Rose Roisman (https://twitter.com/ARoseRois) Alise Morales (https://twitter.com/fatlise) Claire C. Downs (https://twitter.com/clairecdowns) Kyle Supley (https://www.facebook.com/KyleSupley)

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Family Radio’s Rapture Bucket List with Adam Pally

Chris Kelly, Funny Or Die May 19, 2011

Before the world comes to an end this Saturday and they get to meet Jesus, the good Christian folks behind Family Radio’s Project Caravan want to check a few things off their bucket list!

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To Catch a PREDATOR — Unseen Episode

hyprboy6 May 10, 2008

A previously unseen episode of Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” where despite his clever adlibs, host Chris Hansen looses all control.

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Net Neutrality: If Utilities Behaved Like Internet Service Providers

Melinda Taub, News!, Funny Or Die November 17, 2014October 8, 2021

Net Neutrality: What if Utilities Behaved Like Internet Service Providers?