By: Mike Glazer
23 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
Wow! We are in the middle of insanity.
So, here ‘s the rest of the Twitterverse to remind you of the good things in life like animals, road pizza, drone hammocks, and 3 year feud about lettuce with Wendy ‘s.
When i’m in a bad mood and bored pic.twitter.com/ztxhfjZFct
‘ Zar Famai (@ZarFamai) August 9, 2017
A tractor trailer slammed into the Mablevale Overpass on I-30, causing frozen pizzas to cover the interstate, blocking all traffic. @THV11 pic.twitter.com/qG4zJ8SqGp
‘ Winnie Wright (@WinnieWrightTV) August 9, 2017
I love my Kirby wife pic.twitter.com/8MjnjUC5a8
‘ Tinker Elle (@elle91) August 9, 2017
Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad pic.twitter.com/RA7MqMSMfD
‘ Tori Harkin (@tori_harkin) August 5, 2017
Twitter just can’t lose pic.twitter.com/n9kH1pKidm
‘ king (@GucciClout) August 3, 2017
white people get red in the winter cause the wind too spicy
‘ childish sadbino (@datassque) August 2, 2017
WIFE: OH NO, MY WATER BROKE
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually, water is liquid and c–
WIFE: *grabs Neil's shirt* GET ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL‘ Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 6, 2017
Wanted a toothbrush, got a cyberpunk future. pic.twitter.com/cwmKz3APVl
‘ E.Saxey (@esaxey) August 7, 2017
abbreviations:
gf = geoffrey
bf = beoffrey
af = alfred
lmao = lets make an owl
lgbt = lets go buy trombones‘ GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 8, 2017
more abbreviations:
ftw = friday thursday wednesday
lol = lets order lino
wtf = won two free
ps = pete sampras‘ GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 8, 2017
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take pic.twitter.com/wRcR6R8tvx
‘ Eric Fawcett (@Efawcett7) August 9, 2017
Your rap name is young + the reason you cried last
‘ Kevin (@mixtapekevin) August 9, 2017
My rap name ‘s Young Alone In My Bathtub At 3am Tuesday.
i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/GujTFlSA5K
‘ Cates Holderness (@catesish) August 8, 2017
Hooray! Fiona's neck rolls are getting bigger! Today the scale read 421lbs for this chunky chunky hippo. #TeamFiona pic.twitter.com/jlxaNNPs7e
‘ Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) August 7, 2017
[under my breath at the ballpark]
i wanted a belly itcher‘ dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 8, 2017
I go to Denny's for the privacy, but I come to Sizzler to be seen
‘ Danielle Perez (@DivaDelux) August 5, 2017
Two hammock tweets that have it figured out.
Bruh this dude tied a hammock to his drone and is flying around he’s light years ahead of us pic.twitter.com/UQpYm5r3xg
‘ (@lordflaconegro) August 4, 2017
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