By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s tweets are best if heated for a long period over a low temperature.
music store clerk, after an hour or so: Can I help you?
me, still can’t remember the word ‘castanets’: I’d like your finest applause clams.
‘ spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) August 2, 2017
I developed a very large vocabulary to avoid words I couldn’t spell.
‘ CrazyMyra (@NotOnTheMoors) August 2, 2017