By: Funny Or Die
Remember when the news wasn ‘t about Donald Trump every single second of every single day? Neither do I. Anyway, here ‘s a bunch of weird stories you probably didn ‘t see this week.
Here’s our list of the best fireworks for sale this year. Own them all to put on a great fireworks show in the comfort of your own home.
Exclusive Breaking News: When Santa Claus becomes embroiled in yet another sexual assault scandal, some familiar faces come to his defense.
Andy and Mike introduce the Management Leisure Suit, with a core feature of an instantly deployable, hip-mounted, hands-free device. Now upper management can keep an eye on their workforce while enjoying their increasingly limited free time.
What the intelligent personal assistant Siri would have been like in the ’80s.