By: Zack Poitras
With all this talk about pulling down Confederate statues, has no one stopped to ask what the statues want?
The great city of New York wants to make sure you know that it’s snowing there today.
“A big fan of what, Buster Keaton at his prime? Harold Lloyd who never *had* a prime?”
Everyone has cool weekend plans, except the weird guy in the office – he’s probably gonna hang out with his cats.
Although George R.R. Martin has been struggling with writer’s block, he still managed to release a chapter from his upcoming ‘Game of Thrones’ book, and we have it here!
I was told that this was too weird to use for what I made it for.
For more of The Gorburger Christmas Special featuring Andrew W.K. and a performance by The Internet, go to http://www.youtu.be/l37MgYUz0Is