By: Tweet @ Trump
A Collection of the Funniest Responses to Donald Trump Tweets of All Time This Week

President Trump spent the last week at a country club before headed back to Washington.
So he ‘s leaving the white ‘s house for The White House.
1) I don ‘t think we have to ‘imagine ‘ it tho
Now that Ken Frazier of Merck Pharma has resigned from President's Manufacturing Council,he will have more time to LOWER RIPOFF DRUG PRICES!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 14, 2017
imagine publicly calling out a black CEO resigning on principle instead of a white supremacist killerhttps://t.co/PxmsqNGEQS
‘ darth ‘ (@darth) August 14, 2017
2) In Soviet Russia, tweet reads you
Feels good to be home after seven months, but the White House is very special, there is no place like it… and the U.S. is really my home!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2017
fun game: read this with Yakov Smirnoff's accent. https://t.co/pmMzlBRPS4
‘ Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) August 15, 2017
3) Gotta have my ‘Sneaky Pete ‘
Amazon is doing great damage to tax paying retailers. Towns, cities and states throughout the U.S. are being hurt – many jobs being lost!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2017
you can pry my amazon prime account out of my cold, dead hands. https://t.co/bCNqwOAEr7
‘ Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) August 16, 2017
4) These Twitter rants are making me thirsty
Memorial service today for beautiful and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will be long remembered by all!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2017
George Costanza going into work as if he didn't quit yesterday https://t.co/9gIhAq8Nm9
‘ Dan O'Sullivan (@Bro_Pair) August 16, 2017
5) So far he ‘s won none in a row
Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2017
not sure i can take all this winning. https://t.co/NSdBoDCSD3
‘ Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) August 16, 2017
6) Shouldn ‘t have sprung for the gold leaf
Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2017
You still have to pay the printer for the letterheads, big guy. https://t.co/lmIm8mQbWY
‘ James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) August 16, 2017
7) Like a president do
The public is learning (even more so) how dishonest the Fake News is. They totally misrepresent what I say about hate, bigotry etc. Shame!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
Hours after posting this, Trump went on a rant celebrating the beautiful Confederate history of America. https://t.co/0vEIfA7pJU
‘ Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) August 17, 2017
8) This is a pretty good name for a punk band
Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments. You…..
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
fuck u and those bitch ass statues https://t.co/HCY4Vgtapp
‘ Gary Richardson (@garyyesgary) August 17, 2017
9) Winning does not mean what I think he thinks it means
Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments. You…..
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
Why is a man obsessed with winners so upset about removin' the statues of the losers? https://t.co/lct4pdRMcW
‘ Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 17, 2017
10) RIP our greatest neighbor – savings
…the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
Me when the Circuit City closes up shop https://t.co/tNYVV4a9JZ
‘ jason (@JasonKirkSBN) August 17, 2017
11) Best practices
…the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
THREAD YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TWEETS IF YOU ‘RE GOING TO INSIST ON POPPING OFF LIKE THIS EVERY DAMN MORNING. https://t.co/qrmAzF8cAI
‘ Saeed Jones (@theferocity) August 17, 2017
12) Read this and remember how often he eats McDonald ‘s
Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017
He waited. He gathered the facts. And then he pooped on them. https://t.co/Hh8XvGzZX2
‘ Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 17, 2017
13) Kevin James is Kevin James in “Every Kevin James Show ‘
Steve Bannon will be a tough and smart new voice at @BreitbartNews…maybe even better than ever before. Fake News needs the competition!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2017
when you’re very excited that they’re finally putting Kevin James and Leah Remini on a sitcom together https://t.co/gXV04oomyO
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 19, 2017
14) Subtext
Heading back to Washington after working hard and watching some of the worst and most dishonest Fake News reporting I have ever seen!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2017
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