By: Tweet @ Trump
Tweet @ Trump: Staring at the Sun
This week our president accomplished something I never thought anyone could do – get people to side with Mitch McConnell.
1) “Special? Like me? ‘
The Fake News Media keeps saying you have to wear special glasses to stare at the sun today. Only you can prove them wrong!
‘ Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) August 21, 2017
2) Don ‘t believe the poll numbers ‘unless we want you to
‘ Lott ‘ Rose Middleton (@LotteLDN) August 22, 2017
3) Fight to Impress
@realDonaldTrump: “Our troops will fight to win.” What in the hell does he thinks we did the last 16 years?
‘ Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) August 22, 2017
4) Not even President Trump believes this
I am so proud of the best President in 30 years!
‘ Crisann Realtor (@Crisannconroy) August 22, 2017
5) The Story of Ricky
‘ Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) August 22, 2017
6) Automation is the future
Trump: My opponent did not practice good email security protocol!
Also Trump: I'll retweet bots all day if they play to my narcissism
‘ Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) August 21, 2017
7) Not until it ‘s copyrighted
Dawg do you think you can go ONE day without saying the words “fake news”?
‘ BONE CREW OUT NOW ?? (@FRONZ1LLA) August 21, 2017
8) Southern racists: the original millenials
Sorry to see the racist participation trophies going away.
‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 17, 2017
9) *squints* “Something, something, something ‘Trump? ‘
You have no idea what it says, do you?
‘ TrumpTimer (@TrumpTimer) August 19, 2017
10) Keep trying, sir.
‘ jonathan (@JxNxTHxNL) August 19, 2017
11) Game Over: Return of Bannon
Why, did he get a brain transplant?
‘ Matt Little (@themattlittle) August 19, 2017
12) MISS JUICY BAAAABY
‘ Kal Penn (@kalpenn) August 20, 2017
13) “I ‘m the best news there is! ‘
Whoa good save. You wouldn’t want anyone knowing this was your first “I don’t care since it’s not about me” response. pic.twitter.com/QeVEPGsErA
‘ #DoSomethingGOP (@AHamiltonSpirit) August 21, 2017
14) FAKE MATH
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