By: Tweet @ Trump
This week our president accomplished something I never thought anyone could do – get people to side with Mitch McConnell.
1) “Special? Like me? ‘
The Fake News Media keeps saying you have to wear special glasses to stare at the sun today. Only you can prove them wrong!
‘ Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) August 21, 2017
2) Don ‘t believe the poll numbers ‘unless we want you to
3) Fight to Impress
@realDonaldTrump: “Our troops will fight to win.” What in the hell does he thinks we did the last 16 years?
‘ Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) August 22, 2017
4) Not even President Trump believes this
I am so proud of the best President in 30 years!
‘ Crisann Realtor (@Crisannconroy) August 22, 2017
5) The Story of Ricky
‘ Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) August 22, 2017
6) Automation is the future
Trump: My opponent did not practice good email security protocol!
Also Trump: I'll retweet bots all day if they play to my narcissism
‘ Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) August 21, 2017
7) Not until it ‘s copyrighted
Dawg do you think you can go ONE day without saying the words “fake news”?
‘ BONE CREW OUT NOW ?? (@FRONZ1LLA) August 21, 2017
8) Southern racists: the original millenials
Sorry to see the racist participation trophies going away.
‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 17, 2017
9) *squints* “Something, something, something ‘Trump? ‘
You have no idea what it says, do you?
‘ TrumpTimer (@TrumpTimer) August 19, 2017
10) Keep trying, sir.
‘ jonathan (@JxNxTHxNL) August 19, 2017
11) Game Over: Return of Bannon
Why, did he get a brain transplant?
‘ Matt Little (@themattlittle) August 19, 2017
12) MISS JUICY BAAAABY
‘ Kal Penn (@kalpenn) August 20, 2017
13) “I ‘m the best news there is! ‘
Whoa good save. You wouldn’t want anyone knowing this was your first “I don’t care since it’s not about me” response. pic.twitter.com/QeVEPGsErA
‘ #DoSomethingGOP (@AHamiltonSpirit) August 21, 2017
14) FAKE MATH
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2017
The venue holds less than 5k according to the Fire Marshall https://t.co/kbupXYGj4T
‘ Molly (@flmolly) August 23, 2017
15) It ‘s almost like ‘we never intended to leave
Seems weird that we’ve been at war in Afghanistan for 16 years and the “new strategy” is to stay there indefinitely
‘ (@anthonystoppel) August 22, 2017
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