By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
It feels like we ‘re living in an Icelandic heavy metal band ‘s guitar solo. Take a break, and enjoy this week ‘s best tweets about everything else!
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat adding sage. pic.twitter.com/5JCO10MWt0
‘ Daniel Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) September 6, 2017
wife: how was ur day honey
husband: incredible. I was invited by travelocity to shout about my experience on facebook.
‘ Noah Prestwich (@NoahPwich) September 6, 2017
Quick mock for a really dumb app I wish existed…. CAN I PARK HERE OR NOT? pic.twitter.com/Fu2D9pyWW5
‘ Tara Mann (@taramann) September 2, 2017
Girls spend $70 on an outfit and curl hair and put on makeup just to hook up with a frat boy in a Hawaiian shirt who peed his bed last night
‘ Anna (@letsgetfunke) September 3, 2017
Life is just repurchasing your favorite movies in increasingly higher definitions until you die.
‘ Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) September 4, 2017
so emotional about the return of #endlessshrimp I made a cake out of 40 cheddar bay biscuits & took it to a @redlobster pic.twitter.com/lVkQgyx7TA
‘ Logan Guntzelman (@adirtyguntz) September 7, 2017
[New, dark Taylor Swift at the movies] “one ticket to Stephen King's It please, which is a comedy to me by the way”
‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 5, 2017
Oh no. Oh no, the website… pic.twitter.com/gelKz7GXM5
‘ Amityville Amber (@ElementalAmber) September 1, 2017
It's a beautiful day pic.twitter.com/yafyGPBU8M
‘ schwarz crow (@schwarzcrow94) August 31, 2017
me: ridiculously wide sunglasses
shark 1: i'm out
shark 2: i'm out
hammerhead shark: i'm listening
‘ andrew (@AndrewChamings) September 1, 2017
The original title of So You Think You Can Dance was So You're A Mormon Man With A Big Secret.
‘ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 2, 2017
I'm going to need a little more on the backstory here please. pic.twitter.com/2K7vCyoUEA
‘ All Berets Matter (@AllBeretsMatter) September 2, 2017
Stacking dice on a cat’s foot pic.twitter.com/yxF8Bmyfmv
‘ Nature is Amazing (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 4, 2017
[my wife to everyone at the pool party] pls don't tell him, he's never known the truth
[me loudly as I jump off the diving board] CABIN BALL
‘ Ygrene (@Ygrene) September 2, 2017
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf
‘ Sam Chaplin (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
I like how men get their hair cut when they hit puberty and then that's just the way they do their hair for their whole lives.
‘ jess (@jessokfine) September 4, 2017
‘ childish sadbino (@datassque) August 31, 2017
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask. pic.twitter.com/nFbS8qMn4F
‘ David S. (@AE_DavidS) August 31, 2017
you know I keep that mf thang on me pic.twitter.com/JcAJk1Y3jH
‘ NachoManRandySadness (@juckfohn) September 2, 2017
18 Killer Costumes From San Diego Comic-Con 2018
This year’s San Diego Comic-Con attendees went above and beyond the call of duty for creative costumes. Here are some of the best ones.
Meeting The Parents
There is only one thing on everyone’s mind when a daughter brings home her new boyfriend…
Top Content On The Internet This Week
If you had to choose between the bottom content and the top content of the week, which would you pick?
Airplane! – “Oh stewardess, I speak jive”
Airplane! – “Oh stewardess, I speak jive”
Behind the Music Video: Willow Smith
Willow Smith whips her hair a bit too back and forth.
Converse: Made By Anybody
Two artists pull inspiration from within to create the next generation of Chuck Taylor All Stars. ——– Directed by: Ariel Fisher Featuring artists: Chuck McCarthy and Layla Halabian Director of Photography: Ben Fischinger Production Company: Shevil Producer: Cherry Jambers Creative Director: Bill Withers Art Director: Mandy Evans 1st Assistant Director: RJ Collins Sound Mixer: Neil Koperek Original Score by Charlie Jenstead Edited by: Ariel Fisher Color Correction: Tanner Hall Special Thanks: Chris Black, Anthony Pham, Austin Kearns, Aman Soup, RJ Collins, APEX Studios, Shevil and Heston Horwin For more award-winning ideas visit: ideasbychuck.com