By: Twitter Roundup
12 Funny Tweets From Around Week 1 of the NFL

The NFL is back!
But no one told the fans in Los Angeles.
1) No Mercy
Allen Robinson injures left knee, Bortles runs over to show support and… slaps injured knee pic.twitter.com/RTQ4m9F79A
‘ NFL Outsiders (@nfloutsiders) September 10, 2017
2) Who ‘s footing the Bill for this mess
As the calendar flips to Fall they awaken to the sound of fractured polyurethane…welcome back #billsmafia pic.twitter.com/wcB6tGhdfu
‘ Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) September 10, 2017
3) “Find a way to keep those hamstrings warm ‘
i need an explanation pic.twitter.com/vTRTivYJfk
‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 8, 2017
4) Too busy, pt. 1
Tickets for Colts vs. Rams were $6 and still nobody showed up. pic.twitter.com/RND1DmDOof
‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 10, 2017
5) Too busy, pt. 2
I could've gotten a suite for a rack. https://t.co/L8KDLCKjpW
‘ shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) September 10, 2017
6) Automation is replacing humans at an alarming rate
Second half kickoff pic.twitter.com/sEQgbtfJIq
‘ Ann Killion (@annkillion) September 10, 2017
7) TFW you have to pee and can ‘t wait for the teacher to finish their thought
Marshawn Lynch interrupts Del Rio's time with Raiders media: “I was available for 3 minutes. They didn't holler at me. I'm good, right?” pic.twitter.com/BDQtprUYYR
‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 10, 2017
8) Goin ‘ down to Brownstown
First possession of the season and the Browns are already in midseason form
(GIF via @Steve_OS) #PITvsCLE pic.twitter.com/1UbDQiFpY1
‘ NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) September 10, 2017
9) At least they tackled SOMEone
The Jets with a big special teams tackle…on themselves
(Video via @StrosBros1) #BUFvsNYJpic.twitter.com/mTpVhKH2YP
‘ Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) September 10, 2017
10) See, wha ha happen was ‘
Tom Brady trying to get out of the stadium after the game.
#KCvNE #Patriots #Chiefs pic.twitter.com/bA7rli39iB‘ Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) September 8, 2017
11) Appropriate response to Philly fans
Redskins fan had heard enough….and I can't really blame him here (jordnjnkiejuice/IG) pic.twitter.com/OyfFclZ6mN
‘ Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) September 10, 2017
12) “I will snatch every motherf*cker birthday ‘
Ben McAdoo looks like he just earned his yellow belt from a Steven Seagal karate academy in a NJ strip mall. pic.twitter.com/KAWweZLJ0t
‘ maurice (@tallmaurice) September 11, 2017
13) Eli needs a BFF like Papa John
New season, same old face. pic.twitter.com/4c77vxYdPo
‘ TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) September 11, 2017
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