12 Funny Tweets From Around Week 1 of the NFL

Allen Robinson injures left knee, Bortles runs over to show support and… slaps injured knee pic.twitter.com/RTQ4m9F79A

‘ NFL Outsiders (@nfloutsiders) September 10, 2017

2) Who ‘s footing the Bill for this mess

As the calendar flips to Fall they awaken to the sound of fractured polyurethane…welcome back #billsmafia pic.twitter.com/wcB6tGhdfu

‘ Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) September 10, 2017

3) “Find a way to keep those hamstrings warm ‘

i need an explanation pic.twitter.com/vTRTivYJfk

‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 8, 2017

4) Too busy, pt. 1

Tickets for Colts vs. Rams were $6 and still nobody showed up. pic.twitter.com/RND1DmDOof

‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 10, 2017

5) Too busy, pt. 2

I could've gotten a suite for a rack. https://t.co/L8KDLCKjpW

‘ shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) September 10, 2017

6) Automation is replacing humans at an alarming rate

Second half kickoff pic.twitter.com/sEQgbtfJIq

‘ Ann Killion (@annkillion) September 10, 2017

7) TFW you have to pee and can ‘t wait for the teacher to finish their thought

Marshawn Lynch interrupts Del Rio's time with Raiders media: “I was available for 3 minutes. They didn't holler at me. I'm good, right?” pic.twitter.com/BDQtprUYYR

‘ Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) September 10, 2017

8) Goin ‘ down to Brownstown

First possession of the season and the Browns are already in midseason form

(GIF via @Steve_OS) #PITvsCLE pic.twitter.com/1UbDQiFpY1

‘ NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) September 10, 2017

9) At least they tackled SOMEone

The Jets with a big special teams tackle…on themselves

(Video via @StrosBros1) #BUFvsNYJpic.twitter.com/mTpVhKH2YP

‘ Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) September 10, 2017

10) See, wha ha happen was ‘

Tom Brady trying to get out of the stadium after the game.
#KCvNE #Patriots #Chiefs pic.twitter.com/bA7rli39iB

‘ Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) September 8, 2017

11) Appropriate response to Philly fans

Redskins fan had heard enough….and I can't really blame him here (jordnjnkiejuice/IG) pic.twitter.com/OyfFclZ6mN

‘ Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) September 10, 2017

12) “I will snatch every motherf*cker birthday ‘

Ben McAdoo looks like he just earned his yellow belt from a Steven Seagal karate academy in a NJ strip mall. pic.twitter.com/KAWweZLJ0t

‘ maurice (@tallmaurice) September 11, 2017

13) Eli needs a BFF like Papa John

New season, same old face. pic.twitter.com/4c77vxYdPo

‘ TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) September 11, 2017