14 Funny Responses to Donald Trump Tweets This Week

Watching Hurricane closely. My team, which has done, and is doing, such a good job in Texas, is already in Florida. No rest for the weary!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017

English teachers should use this as a good example of how not to use commas https://t.co/Y7iQ2hhyG7

‘ Mark Brown (@britishgaming) September 6, 2017

2) The Art of the Deal

Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017

It's my way, or the highway, or possibly some 3rd way! https://t.co/VKxJ0T8A5p

‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 6, 2017

3) When even ANN COULTER goes in on you

Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017

Possible 2020 slogan: “I broke my promises, betrayed my friends & used my office to help my family, but, hey — at least I'm not Hillary!” https://t.co/pz3LxfVgFI

‘ Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 6, 2017

4) Other names too long to fit on tops of buildings

I look forward to working w/ D's + R's in Congress to address immigration reform in a way that puts hardworking citizens of our country 1st.

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2017

Trump delegates everything except the credit. https://t.co/NelqSW4AGb

‘ Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 5, 2017

5) Everyone does their part

I am allowing Japan & South Korea to buy a substantially increased amount of highly sophisticated military equipment from the United States.

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2017

same https://t.co/WyTP7blk1w

‘ James Taranto (@jamestaranto) September 5, 2017

6) Don ‘t play with my emotions like this

Big week coming up!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2017

McRibs are back? https://t.co/RoPNsRiDuv

‘ Just Bill (@WilliamAder) September 5, 2017

7) “You said my presidency was a decent size ‘

Hurricane looks like largest ever recorded in the Atlantic!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017

Size matters a little too much to you. https://t.co/1q03NvyVcE

‘ Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) September 6, 2017

8) Shouting into the dark

For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the 6 month period, you have nothing to worry about – No action!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 7, 2017

They all unfollowed you already. https://t.co/lrK2g5D0Xc

‘ J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) September 7, 2017

9) What happens BEFORE Ann Coulter goes in on you

For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the 6 month period, you have nothing to worry about – No action!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 7, 2017

*Ann Coulter heats up another lean cuisine and pounds a fifth of vodka before noon* https://t.co/6EqCaio5HP

‘ Jenna (@jennaep7) September 7, 2017

10) I bet he tells people he was at Woodstock too

We will confront ANY challenge, no matter how strong the winds or high the water. I ‘m proud to stand with Presidents for #OneAmericaAppeal.

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 8, 2017

Trump wasn't incl in the Obama, Bush, Bush, Clinton, Carter https://t.co/2pxNpH7k0I video, so he tweeted himself in https://t.co/nfQlXjtZc1

‘ Maggie Jordan: (@MaggieJordanACN) September 8, 2017

11) Doesn ‘t God have enough already

Churches in Texas should be entitled to reimbursement from FEMA Relief Funds for helping victims of Hurricane Harvey (just like others).

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2017

Always wanting handouts. https://t.co/KKrseLhhQx

‘ Michael Wood Jr. (@MichaelAWoodJr) September 9, 2017

12) Save your receipts

Churches in Texas should be entitled to reimbursement from FEMA Relief Funds for helping victims of Hurricane Harvey (just like others).

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2017