By: Twitter Roundup
17 Funny Tweets About Ted Cruz’s Porn Fiasco

Ted Cruz was caught liking porn on his Twitter account on 9/11.
Credit to him – on the anniversary of the day the towers fell, he ‘s out there erecting a new one.
1) Just like apple pie
'Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn on 9/11' is the most American headline you could imagine. Americans should have to salute to it.
‘ TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 12, 2017
2) Can ‘t unsee it
Ted Cruz 's reaction after realizing why he's trending pic.twitter.com/IUkhvP2RtN
‘ kj (@polirical) September 12, 2017
3) Not even Fake News is this cruel
When you thought people were photoshopping Ted Cruz’s twitter likes but you see it for yourself. pic.twitter.com/73JHkSsMvI
‘ Kofie (@KofieYeboah) September 12, 2017
4) Know your base
Loving Ted Cruz ‘s new campaign posters pic.twitter.com/2jBoVt3c0w
‘ Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 12, 2017
5) Missed opportunities
i wish ted cruz had liked a porn tweet last year so we could've heard trump call him horny ted
‘ Paul Blest (@pblest) September 12, 2017
6) Maybe Senator Cruz is the real victim here
What if Ted Cruz can only get horny on 9/11
‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 12, 2017
7) Don ‘t worry he left you this present
i cannot believe ted cruz fav'd porn on the ONE 9/11 where i decided to log off and sleep early instead of staying up to see 9/11 Claus
‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) September 12, 2017
8) Stop saying “Ted Cruz ‘s staff ‘
Q: It wasn ‘t you?
CRUZ: “It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action.”
‘ Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) September 12, 2017
Ted Cruz reveals what we already knew. The problem was with his “staff.”https://t.co/vHwCnQHmAB
‘ Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 12, 2017
9) Digging down to the real issue
The saddest thing about all of this is that Ted Cruz gets his porn on twitter
‘ Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 12, 2017
10) The words “lizard person ‘ should be involved
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TED CRUZ TO OUR CHILDREN?!
‘ snddo? ???? ?? (@markhoppus) September 12, 2017
11) Run on the issues that you know
Ted Cruz's new TV ads are surprisingly frank pic.twitter.com/fTIzDbfg7I
‘ ElElegante101 (@skolanach) September 12, 2017
12) It ‘s the horniest day of the year
I like the odds on Ted Cruz saying this pic.twitter.com/0TlOPaL9kF
‘ eric larson (@theericlarson) September 12, 2017
13) A “first-hand ‘ account from his college roommate
Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.
Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.
‘ Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017
14) “My own life is what turns me on ‘
Even Ted Cruz’s porn is about being jealous that other people have friends.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 12, 2017
15) “I didn ‘t even know I had Twitter ‘
I can't wait for Ted Cruz to tell millions of people who know exactly how Twitter works that he was hacked or made a mistake.
‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 12, 2017
16) He looks like a taller man melted in the sun
Don't let the Ted Cruz porn story distract you from the fact that he is somehow younger than Jennifer Lopez.
‘ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 12, 2017
17) The power of positivity
this is the first good thing about ted cruz ever
‘ Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 12, 2017
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