17 Funny Tweets About Ted Cruz’s Porn Fiasco

'Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn on 9/11' is the most American headline you could imagine. Americans should have to salute to it.

‘ TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 12, 2017

2) Can ‘t unsee it

Ted Cruz 's reaction after realizing why he's trending pic.twitter.com/IUkhvP2RtN

‘ kj (@polirical) September 12, 2017

3) Not even Fake News is this cruel

When you thought people were photoshopping Ted Cruz’s twitter likes but you see it for yourself. pic.twitter.com/73JHkSsMvI

‘ Kofie (@KofieYeboah) September 12, 2017

4) Know your base

Loving Ted Cruz ‘s new campaign posters pic.twitter.com/2jBoVt3c0w

‘ Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 12, 2017

5) Missed opportunities

i wish ted cruz had liked a porn tweet last year so we could've heard trump call him horny ted

‘ Paul Blest (@pblest) September 12, 2017

6) Maybe Senator Cruz is the real victim here

What if Ted Cruz can only get horny on 9/11

‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 12, 2017

7) Don ‘t worry he left you this present

i cannot believe ted cruz fav'd porn on the ONE 9/11 where i decided to log off and sleep early instead of staying up to see 9/11 Claus

‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) September 12, 2017

8) Stop saying “Ted Cruz ‘s staff ‘

Q: It wasn ‘t you?

CRUZ: “It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action.”

‘ Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) September 12, 2017

Ted Cruz reveals what we already knew. The problem was with his “staff.”https://t.co/vHwCnQHmAB

‘ Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 12, 2017

9) Digging down to the real issue

The saddest thing about all of this is that Ted Cruz gets his porn on twitter

‘ Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 12, 2017

10) The words “lizard person ‘ should be involved

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TED CRUZ TO OUR CHILDREN?!

‘ snddo? ???? ?? (@markhoppus) September 12, 2017

11) Run on the issues that you know

Ted Cruz's new TV ads are surprisingly frank pic.twitter.com/fTIzDbfg7I

‘ ElElegante101 (@skolanach) September 12, 2017

12) It ‘s the horniest day of the year

I like the odds on Ted Cruz saying this pic.twitter.com/0TlOPaL9kF

‘ eric larson (@theericlarson) September 12, 2017

13) A “first-hand ‘ account from his college roommate

Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.

Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.

‘ Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017

14) “My own life is what turns me on ‘

Even Ted Cruz’s porn is about being jealous that other people have friends.

‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 12, 2017

15) “I didn ‘t even know I had Twitter ‘

I can't wait for Ted Cruz to tell millions of people who know exactly how Twitter works that he was hacked or made a mistake.

‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 12, 2017

16) He looks like a taller man melted in the sun

Don't let the Ted Cruz porn story distract you from the fact that he is somehow younger than Jennifer Lopez.

‘ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 12, 2017

17) The power of positivity

this is the first good thing about ted cruz ever

‘ Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 12, 2017

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