By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
Everyone needs a break sometimes. So take a deep breath, and enjoy this week ‘s best tweets about everything that isn ‘t politics!
Y'all can't tell me God ain't real dawg , pic.twitter.com/hKky47czgv
‘ Q?Daily (@Can_Duece) September 9, 2017
Me waiting determining the right moment to reply “lmaoooo” to the video you sent me that I didn't watch based off how long it is pic.twitter.com/NeWvdINjKW
‘ Topshelf Tyson (@topshelftyson) September 7, 2017
My emergency preparedness is having 1-2 microwave cake recipes memorized in case I unexpectedly have to be on “Chopped”.
‘ Guy Branum (@guybranum) September 12, 2017
where does he get all these big hats pic.twitter.com/38yFqkTC1X
‘ D CFUTURE (@topherflorence) September 6, 2017
either DM me or hit my line pic.twitter.com/7sJzXBNEXF
‘ dethe (@BosniaPM) September 9, 2017
You should give a fuck. You really should.
But only about things that set your soul on fire.
Save your fucks for magical shit.
‘ Diddy (@Diddy) September 14, 2017
Twitter has literally just become white people telling me to watch BoJack Horseman and Rick and Morty
‘ Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) September 12, 2017
shout out to this man straight up on a date with himself pic.twitter.com/Dk7lSJVooE
‘ karen zack (@teenybiscuit) May 4, 2016
The title “Sleepy Hollow” describes me twice.
‘ Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) September 7, 2017
And the quick thinking, kind hearted hearted human, right time right place award goes to… pic.twitter.com/AYAA5fNTDA
‘ David Videcette (@DavidVidecette) September 9, 2017
When we think cat LADY- we think of a sad woman living alone, but if you say cat WOMAN- then I'm wearing a leather bodysuit and kicking ass.
‘ Debra DiGiovanni (@DebraDiGiovanni) September 14, 2017
My mom just asked me if I remember the character Yoda from Star Wars.
‘ Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) September 7, 2017
Random pile of cubed ham leaves Baltimore internet, Downtown Partnership fascinated https://t.co/N8H3Glxm29 pic.twitter.com/7zMIpY75Te
‘ Baltimore Sun Arts (@baltsunlife) September 8, 2017
that motherfucker really put on pants just so he could moon his computer. bold, and also iconic pic.twitter.com/KOqVbqnYvk
‘ count raptula (@brentraptor) September 7, 2017
cause u know i'd walk 1000 miles if I could just see u …
2night 🙂 pic.twitter.com/HnsSaxJ1zN
‘ not p&p (@notpigsandplans) August 21, 2017
When you're annoying af but also fancy pic.twitter.com/qEaaV8PcmH
‘ Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 9, 2017
yesterday at work a customer requested food so disgusting that I had to triple-check if that's what she actually wanted
‘ brady zipoffs (VERIFlED) (@zipoffs) September 10, 2017
i have a picture of it too
‘ brady zipoffs (VERIFlED) (@zipoffs) September 10, 2017
so, it was a meatball panini w/ jalape ‘os and anchovies. with mayonnaise ON TOP of the sandwich. like literally on top of the top bun
‘ brady zipoffs (VERIFlED) (@zipoffs) September 10, 2017
the server brought it out to her and hesitatingly asked “is this what you meant?” and she goes “yes! perfect thank you” pic.twitter.com/brY5pcZDGE
‘ brady zipoffs (VERIFlED) (@zipoffs) September 10, 2017
Guess Who? It Is Me, Grant pic.twitter.com/lT8qpSRH3U
‘ Sega CD Games (@SegaCDgames) September 5, 2017
I know it's so early for this plea but this Halloween PLEASE don't put your kid in a mermaid tail that shows their feet it really ruins it
‘ julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) September 12, 2017
People who send out foul sexual tweets are weird and probably alone.
‘ Larry King (@kingsthings) May 20, 2012
Umm, we ‘re not falling for this. #WeAllReadDownHere #ItMovie @StephenKing @ITMovieOfficial pic.twitter.com/KRPnlJxIsu
‘ KCMO Public Library (@KCLibrary) September 8, 2017
I'm 50 & Slaying Y'all!!!!!
Styled BY: @BMcStyle_ pic.twitter.com/zsSo5FTR1c‘ Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) September 8, 2017
Ahhhhhhhhh that ‘s better. See ya next week!
