By: Tweet @ Trump
The 15 Funniest Replies to Donald Trump Tweets This Week
Hey gang, the President figured out how to use iMovie on his phone, check it out:
May God Forever Bless the United States of America. #NeverForget911 pic.twitter.com/erycJgj23r
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 11, 2017
1) One of those sentences will def contain the word ‘Trump ‘
If you can explain what god is in under 2 sentences, i will stop harassing you
‘ ALT- Immigration (@ALT_uscis) September 10, 2017
2) I thought they were a myth, like Santa Claus
Hey there. It's me. Sarah. Just want to let you know that CLIMATE SCIENTISTS helped prepare the hurricane graphics you're tweeting. ? ? ?
‘ Smith (@WriteSmitty) September 8, 2017
3) Gonna need to see your passport, Harvey
They should call hurricanes names like Mohammed or Fatima would make it much harder for them to enter the US
‘ Mehak Dhaliwal (@iMehakDhaliwal) September 8, 2017
4) He asked to not be invited
Oh my god. They totally didn't invite you, did they.
‘ Alex Zalben (@azalben) September 8, 2017
5) The one thing we know: he loves himself
Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access. #FAKE NEWS!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2017
Kinda like if you complained about someone not being born in America and lied about having proof https://t.co/2nRfrhDndC
‘ Matt Little (@themattlittle) September 12, 2017
6) Hurricane force winds blend drinks well
Nah I'M raging papi
‘ BONE CREW OUT NOW ?? (@FRONZ1LLA) September 7, 2017
7) So then let ‘s talk about the #REAL NEWS
Whats your take re: Ted Cruz jacking off on 9/11
‘ Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) September 12, 2017
8) Never forget ‘that I ‘m an asshole
‘ Matt Binder (@MattBinder) September 11, 2017
9) The sequel to ‘Twister ‘ we didn ‘t know we needed
Maybe you can stalk Irma from behind like this and take it out pic.twitter.com/rkHBxUDwis
‘ Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) September 10, 2017
10) Paging Betsy DeVos
Again, you couldn't even get to 50 GOP votes, so destroying the filibuster means nothing. Stop using common core math, and learn civics
‘ Shane Cohn (@shanecohn) September 8, 2017
11) I alone can change the rules!
All throughout 2016: I ALONE CAN FIX EVERYTHING!!
2017: WHY WON'T THEY CHANGE THE RULES FOR ME?!?!
‘ P ‘ Resists (@4everNeverTrump) September 8, 2017
12) You could put it on a red hat
“Republicans, sorry” should be your sassy catchphrase like Dynomite or Kiss My Grits.
‘ pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 8, 2017
13) New EP “HurriCocaine ‘ dropping next week on Soundcloud
Is that a rapper?
‘ Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) September 8, 2017
14) Melania The Vampire Slayer closing those Hellmouths
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