By: Twitter Roundup
14 Funny Tweets About Week 2 of The NFL

Wrapping up week 2 of the NFL and the teams are showing up. They ‘re not playing very well, but they ‘re showing up!
1) Gonna need to trade information after that collision
Still waiting for him to switch… pic.twitter.com/Mzy1Jq6RRT
‘ NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 18, 2017
2) The Bungles
Things I would rather do than watch a Bengals game:
1) Go to school
2) Attend a book club
3) Watch a WNBA summer league game pic.twitter.com/VBxELoNAaG‘ Ghetto Gronk (@TheGhettoGronk) September 16, 2017
3) Parking cost more than his QB rating
The “I paid $300 to watch Andy Dalton complete 47% of his passes” face pic.twitter.com/81cfZd3yK5
‘ Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) September 15, 2017
4) Gonna need sunscreen for that burn
The @Broncos doing what the #NFL could not: effectively removing Ezekiel Elliott from the game.
‘ Rich Eisen (@richeisen) September 17, 2017
5) When even the nerds play better than you
A bunch of QBs rushed for more yards than Zeke today…….
Via @NFLonFOXpic.twitter.com/BRKDrfo097
‘ FOX Sports (@FOXSports) September 18, 2017
6) It ‘s a contact sport
This cameraman laying out a cheerleader is the hardest hit you'll see today pic.twitter.com/M4pz1YDfGV
‘ NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 17, 2017
7) Rising up to the challenge
“No way Cutler can be as bad as he was on the Bears”
Cutler: hold my drink pic.twitter.com/duefJzWafD
‘ dominic (@YaBoySavage_) September 17, 2017
8) He ‘s Rocky Mountain High
Troy Aikman been enjoying Denver to the absolute fullest pic.twitter.com/Uk4C2igUvm
‘ Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 17, 2017
9) T-U-M-S! Tums! Tums! Tums!
Jets fans know their team is going to make them sick every Sunday, so they prepare accordingly #TumsGun pic.twitter.com/n9J9YOl1XJ
‘ Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) September 17, 2017
10) Los Angeles doesn ‘t deserve nice things
Football attendance in L.A. this weekend
Chargers vs Dolphins: 25,300
Rams vs Redskins: 56,600USC vs Texas: 84,700
‘ NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) September 17, 2017
11) STOP THE DAMN MATCH
JR calling JJ WATT tackle pic.twitter.com/ioK6ZrSSIV
‘ Football Is Life (@FB1SLYFE) September 15, 2017
12) Kicker is the loneliest position in football
#Chargers kicker Younghoe Koo has ended both games with a missed kick. “They ‘re not booing, they ‘re Koo-ing ‘ No, they ‘re booing. ‘ #NFL
‘ Costaki Economopoulos (@FunnyCostaki) September 18, 2017
13) But then he ‘d be a distraction ‘from all the losing
I know a qb that could've done at least what qbs for jags,Indy, Browns buffalo, bears did and better
‘ shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) September 17, 2017
14) In Jacksonville, the action in the parking lot is hotter than the action on the field
The Jaguars may have lost, but their fans had a blast bellyflopping in mayonnaise before the game (via @god_hates_jags) pic.twitter.com/dcnVnx8DiZ
‘ Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 17, 2017
15) Any team when they see the Jets on their schedule this season
Marshawn Lynch is the greatest pic.twitter.com/iCLodp7qus
‘ Born Salty (@cjzero) September 17, 2017
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