By: Ryan Haney
Trump Texts Alec Baldwin To Try And Get Half Of His Emmy

By: Ryan Haney
One lucky fan gets to have breakfast with the champs.
The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ trailer has everyone talking, but why is no one talking about how many movies it is ripping off!
A deli worker and a desperate woman attempt to build the perfect relationship, sandwich-style!
That one person who can hold up an entire line.
‘He called Professor Furman ‘Mom ‘, how stupid is that? What a fucking nerd. He turned so red, it was the best thing ever” Carol crowed. ‘But then, yeah, the earth broke open and that was pretty whack”