By: Keaton Patti
After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.
King Kong: Skull Island as told by Science-Tifically Accurate scientists! Subscribe now for awesome new stuff every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! http://bit.ly/AOK_YouTube World Wide Webzzz: http://thisisaok.com Like AOK on Facebook if you’re an old person: http://bit.ly/AOK_FB Follow AOK on Twitter for short lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Twitter Follow AOK on Tumblr for emo lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Tumblr Follow AOK on Instagram for visually striking lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Instagram Written by: Heather Anne Campbell Music by: David Schmoll Vocals: Heather Anne Campbell
In this new campaign video, Senator Bernie Sanders discusses his values, his political convictions, and his fucked up noise band, Frog Piss. It is real shitty garbage. Written by Benjamin Korman and Max Blecker Director, DP, Editor – Max Blecker Bernie Sanders – Benjamin Korman Frog Piss is Bernie Sanders (https://berniesanders.com/) Drew Robinson (http://drewrobinsonmusic.tv/) Efraim Klein (http://efraimklein.tumblr.com/) Huge thanks to Max Cellar Ruthie’s Neighborhood Barber Shop Unnameable Books Bene Pizza The Otter Boys Follow Hundred Years on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HundredYearsNYC Follow Hundred Years on Tumblr: http://hundredyearsnyc.tumblr.com/ Like Hundred Years on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hundredyearsnyc
Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with gorillas in them. Right now, the number one movie at the box-office for the second week in a row, and grossing almost $200 million dollars, is Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Not a coincidence that it ‘s main character is a chimpanzee. So far, 2011 has brought with it some movies that weren ‘t as lucky at the box office. These movies cost millions of dollars to make, yet the studios didn ‘t even make their money back. Well, here ‘s how they can! Re-release the films with a Planet of the Apes twist!