By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
You probably feel like it ‘s been another long chaotic week. WELL NOT HERE! This article is a safe space dedicated to the best tweets that have nothing to do with everything else.
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. Poppa and momma bear slept in separate beds so maybe everything wasn't “just right”
‘ Boog (@BoogTweets) July 21, 2017
Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191
‘ ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
Why are lyric websites more difficult to navigate than porn?
‘ Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) September 20, 2017
When you don't know whats going on and you're just trying to fit in. https://t.co/pKKGx8GuvJ
‘ penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) November 2, 2016
I feel v connected to this earthquake because I too am an LA 3.6
‘ danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 19, 2017
Ugh, do you ever look at all your exes and realize you have a type? pic.twitter.com/EvbK5mZ6q6
‘ Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) September 20, 2017
I’m not high pic.twitter.com/9ZXZCXfY1f
‘ Lyla Q. (@LylaRevilla) September 20, 2017
“let me see what you have..”
“a knife”
“NOOOOOO” pic.twitter.com/fgMhpqsd1J‘ Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) September 20, 2017
my body: WATER please I need it
me: you – you want iced coffee??‘ Laine Davis (@lainekdavis) September 18, 2017
“Moved house, dog has never seen stairs before”
This video legit keeps tickling me pic.twitter.com/MxJcfUP4v4
‘ Tei (@TeiHusky) September 18, 2017
GONE WITH THE WIND (1939) pic.twitter.com/tgvbyEj7nO
‘ Titular Lines (@Saythetitle) September 19, 2017
*Thom Yorke voice* pic.twitter.com/b89XDhjuv2
‘ Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) September 17, 2017
I just slurped up a banana string like spaghetti as if it wasn't the grossest thing I've ever done but it was.
‘ Mike Peters (@mijamtweets) September 19, 2017
Darren Aronofsky dresses like he is the drama teacher on a Disney Channel sitcom. His name is “Mr Z” and he rolls his Rs for some reason pic.twitter.com/J28mSkw2SC
‘ Natalie Walker (@nwalks) September 19, 2017
Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. pic.twitter.com/j91LQycJIY
‘ Amy Dracula (@amydracula) June 4, 2017
so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell pic.twitter.com/LM1yhbkW0M
‘ Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) September 12, 2017
Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's “true friendship” but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's “ma'am”
‘ Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) September 14, 2017
Art is a very complicated way to say 'a hug would be nice'
‘ mary boo anderson (@whoismaryboo) February 10, 2017
this mannequin look like he waiting for his class to stfu pic.twitter.com/GewTUt94iQ
‘ (@lordflaconegro) September 18, 2017
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