By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

Here ‘s the best tweets about everything else so you can –

[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
‘ Marf (@MarfSalvador) September 27, 2017
this is the future that vegans want pic.twitter.com/DVAyw57NJn
‘ t shirt over hoodie (@memexgod) September 26, 2017
My aunt will never let us forget she fucked Sisqo
‘ saint lil ron (@bitch_sauce) September 27, 2017
old twitter: send nudes bb
new 280 char twitter: dearest Penelope, it's been a harsh winter's time since thou booty has graced thy screen
‘ Online Participant (@SortaBad) September 26, 2017
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