22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

[being buried alive]

murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly

‘ Marf (@MarfSalvador) September 27, 2017

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this is the future that vegans want pic.twitter.com/DVAyw57NJn

‘ t shirt over hoodie (@memexgod) September 26, 2017

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My aunt will never let us forget she fucked Sisqo

‘ saint lil ron (@bitch_sauce) September 27, 2017

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old twitter: send nudes bb

new 280 char twitter: dearest Penelope, it's been a harsh winter's time since thou booty has graced thy screen

‘ Online Participant (@SortaBad) September 26, 2017