By: Scott Rothman

Beyond “Dotard”: 42 Other Trump-Inspired Safe Words For When Sex Gets Too Intense

Scott Rothman, Funny Or Die October 4, 2017

1) Nambia!
2) Maddow!
3) Orange Man!
4) Eric Trump!
5) Comey!
6) Fine people on both sides!
7) Fore!
8) Chapter 11!
9) Pee Tape!
10) Moeller!
11) MAGA!
12) Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
13) Build That Wall!
14) Women ‘s March!
15) ACA!
16) Emails!
17) Rosie O'Donnell!
18) Rocket Man!
19) Blitzer!
20) Sad!
21) Approval ratings!
22) Drain the swamp!
23) Lock her up!
24) The best people!
25) Tiny hands!
26) Rodham!
27) Spicer!
28) Inaugural Attendance!
29) Popular Vote!
30) Pence!
31) Imminent Impeachment!
32) Omarosa!
33) I Dream Of Putin!
34) Ex-wives!
35) Fake News!
36) Nasty Woman!
37) Obstruction!
38) YOOGE!
39) Jared! Jared! Jared!
40) Executive Order!
41) Mooch!
42) Hannity!
42) When you ‘re a star they let you do it you can do anything!

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Russell Westbrook Texts Kevin Durant True Identity Of Masked Thunder

Zack Poitras, News!, Funny Or Die March 5, 2015

For the past week, an Oklahoma City Thunder player wearing a face mask has been destroying the NBA. Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook recently unveiled the masked player’s identity to teammate Kevin Durant via text.

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Kobe Off the Court with James Davis

Funny Or Die, James Davis April 21, 2014

While celebrating his daughter’s recent birthday, an injured Kobe Bryant is challenged to an arcade game and his competitive instincts come out in full force.